Oh man I wanna get my dog winter pants now
They’re nice to have for generally cleanliness, but for dogs with long or curly coats they can be absolutely vital to prevent them from looking like this after a winter walk:
The real question involves a [broncosaurus] and a tie. Would they wear it at the top of their neck or the bottom?
Do you wear your tie at the top of your neck?
Big ed!
That’s a good way to look at it.
I usually have to do it in the mirror, brachiosaurus might not have too
Just have it drawn by the Hannah Barbara animation team, they know where a collar goes
Depends if it’s a bowtie or long tie.
Do you wear a tie at the top of your neck?
Only to job interviews
Forbidden third suspender
Left is better because the poop hole is outside if the trousers
Plus the tail can wag freely!
This!
But also doesn’t cover up the genitals, which is my main reason for ever even wearing pants.
Not warmth and protection from thorny branches?
I’m not some manly bushman traversing the wilderness on my daily journey to the office. I just don’t want Dorothy from HR on my ass…
They trapped his member but maintained the freedom of his testicles. This is the future that liberals want
You assume he still has his testicles…
I propose a 3rd option: a pair of pants for front and back legs. A male dog wouldn’t be able to pee in those.
I feel like that defeats the purpose of pants though. If it’s cold outside, I want to keep the McNuggets warm.
I’m now picturing what it might be like if we all walked around in pants where the only parts exposed were the front and our butt hole.
For a human yes, but dogs loooooove to pee on stuff, even in the winter
You’re making a good argument here.
Ooooooh, this trend makes so much more sense now
Is the option on the left still a pair of pants or is it something else like a quad of pants?
It’s a pairs of pants.
A square of pants
This is the best response.
A pair of a pair of pants
Pantaloooons
Pants²
It’s just four hose with some extra bits
If humans put pants on dogs…
Duuuude where do I get a pair of those for my dog? He hates the snow.
A dude who is tired of combing those clumps of snow out of his dog’s fur after every winter walk, lol.
Ha I have this for my dog and I recommend it as it’s basically dog shoes that are so much easier to put on.
Are those pants or overalls?
