Shut up Meg
Anarchy
Were you also wearing a white shirt at the time, you madlad?
Worse. I was wearing my favorite shirt.
You better have rubbed it in your nose to give yourself wasabi treatment.
Are…are there…other uses for this stuff?
Yes, I don’t kink shame =)
“Yes officer, that man right there.”
Don’t talk to me until you’ve grabbed a product in the supermarket that has the “Open here” text and, instead of opening there, you’ve opened it AT HOME, you coward.
But when I got it home it was here.
do you call them sachets?
Maybe. Like, sa-cheTs? Or Sa-shays?
The old “mustard in the urethra” trick, eh?
Does it stop being a trick when it’s a standard practice?
Absolute anarchy
No hormones or chemicals? Has to be the healthiest food produced in America.
Me looking at that vague “SPICES” that could be anything
Yellow No. 5
A little bit of mustard in my life,
A little bit of marigold by my side,
A little bit of lemon’s all I need,
A little bit of gold is what I see
Is the joke here that you did not cry where the packet instructed you to cry?
The first title I considered was “Shed and placed a tear as directed. Got fed up waiting for something to happen. Solved problem by thinking outside the box. Strangest lemon paste I’ve tried yet. 8/10 for vague directions.”
Left handed, I see.
Or maybe teeth handed?
or right handed and the packet was flipped before placing on the table for the pic
Surely can’t be more adrenalin junkie than that :)
Become ungovernable.
You can’t be tamed.
