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f pebble dashing, you must rocket that out of your arse
PSA: you really shouldnt eat uncooked beans and other legumes btw. They are toxic.
More toxic than the toxic masculinity that I’m implying by suggesting whiskey and brand should be a meal?
It’s okay, the alcohol will kill the toxins in the beans
Source: Dude, trust
Where are the jeans? Is that the packaging?
Why yes that is what I had for dinner. Dean Ween joined me
What is this? Shitpost inception?
Where was Gene?
Chocolate town

Fuck Kentucky.
where corn
Ate it for lunch.
then it should be back by now
Ate it for loch today. Not yesterday.
you should poop more
And you know what timezone they’re in an how many hours it’s been since they ate lunch…?
Lemmy plan:
- Eat corn
- Don’t poop
- ?
- Profit
in the whiskey
Oooh! Excellent point.






