the early worm gets eaten
Thank you, this made me blow a single burst off air trough my nose!
And is there a word for?
In German the word for it is schnaufen
Schnaufen is in and out. Schnauben ist only out. But it might also differ regionally
“neese”, but rare enough that even OED gets it only half-right
Adhering to the classic meaning of shitpost, nice.
What’s you’re age again?
What did Michael Cera do now?
more cocaine
Cocaine is worms?
I’m sorry, but that’s clearly Andy Samberg.
Entrapranure is the goat
Jesse Eisenberg is a smart dude. Haven’t seen English that wrong in quite some time. Doesn’t do him justice.
But what if the early bird worms the get?
That’s worth two in the bush.
“The early bird money the worm”
WTF is this nonsense.
Wisdom
Now read it backwards
Send it to 10 people or mark zuckerburg will show up at your house with lizards

It would just be a salazar of lizards
Modsiw
ti
That’s your zodiac.
mrow :3
mrow eht yenom drib ylrae ehT
Yvan eht nioj
That’s you’re age
Wisdom
Wisdom
Wisdom
Well, that’s you’re age
Oh no, now he’s age
What a nincompoop
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. Lie in.
And of course, the early worm gets eaten.
The latest bird may end up being the earliest. Lock the fuck in, gamers










