YOU’LL HAVE TO CONNECT TO THE INTERNET TO DO THAT.

“Per my last text, …”

Here’s what I found on the web for “to set a timer from the first try…”

Arsenal celebrations getting out of hand.

https://lemmy.zip/post/65793761

I’m clipping again.

https://www.lgbtqnation.com/2026/02/gavin-newsom-says-dems-need-to-be-more-culturally-normal-stop-talking-about-pronouns/

Wouldn’t know.

If only.

Man. I envy your naivety.

Why do you think just barely enough Democrats vote with Republicans time after time after time? Is it really coincidence?

Yes. And?

We will see.

Not a fan of genocide.

So does that put me on the list of Israel critics?

First they came for the trade unionists.

Then they came for absolutely no one else.

Have a little faith in Whiskey Pete. He’s exactly the kind of stupid and short-sighted religious pedant you’re looking for.

No. It’s not a truck. It’s a series of tubes.

A maintainer position is a professional position — unpaid or otherwise. It isn’t a “gig.”

And I can’t run my computer with “good intentions.”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1vTGN52MCc

So how is Libya doing after Hillary decided to topple their government to burnish her presidential bona fides?

Ah, stiill in a bloody civil war. Must be very easy on women and children.

But yes. The two parties are oh so different.

On Wednesday, the Senate killed a similar measure by a vote of 47–53 after Senator John Fetterman switched sides to vote with Republicans.

Here is every Democrat in Congress who voted not to rein in Trump:

1. Senator John Fetterman (Pennsylvania)
2. Representative Henry Cuellar (Texas)
3. Representative Greg Landsman (Ohio)
4. Representative Jared Golden (Maine)
5. Representative Juan Vargas (California)

Sorry to bring facts into your sad ad hominem meltdown.

But, you know, I’m just a troll and not a human being. So I’ll let you “win.” But before I go, I’ll leave you with this image from Jeffrey Epstein’s brother says Donald Trump did not perform sex act on Bill Clinton after viral email: