Widdly scuds?
Ultra Classic.
Order #2319, coming right up.
Nothing more human than self defining as ape like and monstrous but capable of chill exchanges
Cheese preenish
hello i would like a burgget meal
haven’t seen a line in McDonald’s in years, you have to use those god awful kiosks
I’ll get whatever the person behind me ordered
Its like a bell curve but instead the y axis is your iq(or i guess it should be eq in this case) and the x axis is your age. When i was small i was always nervous ordering so i would practice it in my head, then i grew up and became better at it and stopped being anxious and then even later i started ordering at the local pizzeria while high as hell which basically circled back to me being 8 💀
“I’ll have two #9s, a #9 large, a #6 with extra dip, a #7, two #45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.”
All you had to do was place the right order, CJ!
Thinking: Can I get a Big Mac with pickles and to drink a small coke?
Speaking: Can I get a big man who tickles a small twink on coke?1
This is where I go wrong, I practice it, I’ll mess it up, I just have to wing it, 60% success rate
Oh man I didn’t want McNuggets but I guess I’ll eat em. Daaaamn these are crazy good
Damn straight, but I’ll salad sometimes and be like wrf did I do?
practicing my order in my head
And that smile slowly fades away as every person in front of you never bothered to check the menu whole waiting in line so you end up standing there for 10 minutes
The guy ahead of me is taking forever to decide what he wants, and he’s also facing the wrong direction. Oh shit that’s the cashier and I’ve been staring at him in silence for 20 minutes
I was doing my taxes one night on April 15th and while looking for my W2s I found a bag of weed that I had misplaced weeks before. I hadn’t smoked since I had lost it so I naturally toked up and completed my tax form (thank god for the 1040-EZ form). Then I drove to a post office that was open until midnight and had a drive-thru lane to accommodate us tax procrastinators. Then I drove through the drive-thru lane twice, each time giving the dude collecting envelopes a “what the fuck are you looking at?” scowl before realizing too late that he had a legitimate reason for looking at me. I managed to hand him my return on the third trip through the line and he just laughed.
If you are so high you did that, you shouldn’t be driving
That is problematic for several reasons. I hope you have gotten help since then.
I think this song might be…as the kids say… a banger
Tell me more about these beef wings…
I’ve been high in public just once. Had a friend take me on a random adult playdate. We had a sober chaperone and the rest of us were enjoying that 2008 farm bill. It was simultaneously the most interesting and terrifying time I’ve ever had. It was nice to just exist and attempt to talk like a rational human with friends who knew what was going on, but any time someone else (like a waiter) tried to interact with me, I turned into the OP image and was like “Just act normal!”
Was a neat experience that I will never repeat.
why not repeat?
