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Note: this is fake, but still funny.
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I’d frame it
Not a baby lifestyle if you ask me.
I didn’t know we could get Margaritas in a jug
Jugaritas siñorita
Don’t let this lady’s antics distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.
Good God almighty! THEY KILLED HIM!
Truly a watershed moment in history. Things took a big turn for the worse in the world after that. Did the Undertaker’s action unleash hell on Earth?
“THEY’RE SERVICE GOATS! YOU CANT ASK ME ABOUT THEM!”
Dammit… be the drunk goat lady you want to see in the world.
I had two shipments of soylent replaced because they were both stale and well, the replacements were also stale… so now I have four shipments, ~70kg, of useless powder just stacked around my room. -_-
Okay, but what does this have to do with margarita drunk texan women herding goats through Shitmart?
But is it the green type?
no, it was the spicy cardboard type. NOT PEOPLE. SHUTUP. IT’S NOT. NO. >:(
I sorta wish it was, though.
Maybe it wouldn’t have been as spicy or cardboardy then. :(
I now have a new dream
Lots of people take their unruly kids through Walmart, I don’t understand the problem. Was it the jug?
Knowing America, the jug should’ve been in a brown paper bag. For some reason.
Thats how they sell it. If you buy alcohol, its required to be bagged for some reason. So when you buy 1 drink from a gas station or a liquor store, the brown paper bag is required.
But as the other person said, it does technically cover the label, so it could be anything
Thats how they sell it. If you buy alcohol, its required to be bagged for some reason.
Think of the children.™ probably.
The brown paper bag is so nobody knows that you’re drinking alcohol.
That could be ANYTHING you’re drinking from a brown paper bag. You could be drinking arizona iced tea. You could be drinking coke. You could be drinking malt liquor…I mean no, not that. It was just…uhhhh…something else.
Yeah. You totally bought it. Nobody knows I’m standing outside this corner store, having not bathed in months, drinking malt liquor from a baggie.
See? The brown paper bag WORKS!
It’s fake, op said so in the comments
Container laws vary wildly, but I would guess the animals could be considered disorderly conduct.
How? They’re being herded. It’s very orderly.
That’s true, it is not legally required where I live, but it is still customary.
As one does.
I like the cut of her jib
What exactly is a jib? And why was it cut?
Jib is meth they’re saying they like the substances she bulks out her illegal substances with.
Promote this man!
What do you want out of life?
Well it’s not quite a nib, and it’s not quite a jiffy, but man!
So to answer your question I don’t know
Why is your tuna canned, instead of swimming in the sea?
Because it makes for great sandwiches
A jib is a type of sail. And I think the cut is talking about the shape. Beyond that I can’t explain.
IIRC, the shape of the jib sail indicated the origin of a sailing vessel, so it could show a friendly ship from a distance.
Yeah age of sail lookouts had incredible eyesight, they had to since every minute you lost determining friend or foe was a minute you’d delay beating to quarters and running out your guns.
I thought the cut means the angle at which it’s hung. Source: This landlubber
It could be. I didn’t feel like looking it up, and that was as close to the answer as I could remember.
I detect zero regrets.
Yup. That face just says “…and I’d do it again ☺️” More power to her.
At least some people have it figured out.
i’ve been learning to recognize this cute girl with absurd arrest news meme format as fake
Wait, you mean someone would lie on the internet? Just for the laughs? I dunno, seems far fetched.
I want to believe :(
Be the change you want to see in the world.
Does anyone have a spare herd of goats (asking for a friend)
