death demon, v common. check for books under him, i’ll buy it off you, if you dont want it that is…
That’s just an ordinary utility pole. Are you feeling all right, OP? Got a fever or anything?
Find any cool notebooks laying around recently?
Might I suggest practicing writing letters to your government officials in it, it’s good to know how to write their names. Just practice your penmanship, and think of their faces while writing the names.
Start from the top down. It’ll be fun!
So that’s what happened to Lindsay Graham and Mitch McConnell
And leave some apples lying around for the critter he might approach you if you’re lucky!
That’s just too heavy for me right now. I don’t want all that negativity in my new journal. Mostly I’ve been doodling my puppies, playing MASH and TRUE LOVE FLAME to find my true love, like back in middle-school, etc…but I hate to waste such a nice notebook only on such tripe.
I think I’m finally going to write all those letters I’ve been meaning to send to my family, favorite childhood teachers, etc. Hell, it’s a long-shot, but I might even try to send a couple of thank you notes to some of my heroes. Dolly Parton. Jane Goodall. David Attenborough. They probably won’t see it, but I’ll be glad I at least tried, you know?
Just responding so I can come back to comment after.
Jeepers creepers
Where’d you get them peepers?
Peep show, creep show, where did you get those eyes?
Sorry. That’s me. I was out for a snack
EDIT: The snack wasn’t people.
EDIT 2: Ok, I realize bringing it up makes it seem like the snack WAS people, but, I promise you, it was NOT people
EDIT 3: You know what? Who are YOU to judge anyway? Like… hypothetically… if I WERE a winged demon from the underworld that OCCASIONALLY surfaces to nibble on some human toes… is that such a bad thing?
its ryuk after taking Lights life.
Fuck now I won’t be able to sleep tonight. TIHI.
Goddamn everyone in the comments talking about apples. I tried to leave a macbook outside for the bird but he just shit on it.
this goes hard
Sleep paralysis friend
Oh that’s probably just David. Maybe take your dog in early tonight though.
Holy smokes! It might be the very dear Lamont!
I don’t see anything, but if you picked up a black notebook off the ground recently, feel free to throw my name in there. DM for my headshots
Yeah, right, and let you claim the journal is yours!? Like I’m that stupid! I’ve already written my name in the front. It’s already claimed, sorry!
Been nice angrily arguing useless shit with you cap. 🫡
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Thats just a sleep paralisis demon. If you give him a blowjob, he’ll fall in love with you. Then he’ll be YOUR sleep paralisis demon! Isn’t that nice?
