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TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago

The joke that never ends.

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The joke that never ends.

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TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months ago
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  • alltomorrowsregrets@sh.itjust.worksdeleted by creator
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    deleted by creator

  • deegeese@sopuli.xyz
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    3 months ago

    Mulva?

    • darkdemize@sh.itjust.works
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      3 months ago

      Dolores!

      • [deleted]@piefed.world
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        Clitoris Umbridge

    • Aarrodri@lemmy.world
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      3 months ago

      🤣🤣🤣

  • Courtney (she/her/they) @lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I genuinely never get tired of this joke.

    It’s dumb, but I like a lot of dumb jokes. Be less concerned with how clever a joke is and be more whimsical, even if it’s dumb.

    • TheOrcWhoWrites@lemmy.worldOP
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      Just something I spotted whilst perusing the groups I am in on FB. Cue FB haters.

      • fartographer@lemmy.world
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        I’m angry or something. Can’t be bothered. Someone else be mean for me.

        • Siethron@lemmy.world
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          FB stands for Football an American sport where the players try to give each-other lasting brain damage. You should not support it.

          • fartographer@lemmy.world
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            First one to retire with night terrors loses!

  • altphoto@lemmy.today
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    3 months ago

    No, his name is Carlos Godiñes!

  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    No, you’re thinking of clitoris eastwood

  • DigDoug@lemmy.world
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    Surely Clitoris the Big Red Dog would be too easy to find?

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    The last one is Clarissa Explains it All. Clitoris is the orangutang from Every Which Way You Can.

  • enbee@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Christ at this point we’ll never find her.

  • QuietGenesis@lemmy.world
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    Dw guys a clitoris is actually part of the vagina 🙄 ugh cant believe people are so stupid these days.

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      That sounds like liberal propaganda.

  • justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    3 months ago

    and non of them found what they were looking for…

  • BlackVenom@lemmy.world
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    Hold.my clitoris I’m going in?

  • humanspiral@lemmy.ca
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    Clitoris is that girl who get’s raped on a pinball machine in Silence of the Lambs.

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    No that was Clarissa. Clitoris was the leader of Parliament-Funkadelic.

    • sik0fewl@piefed.ca
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      No, that was George Clinton. You are thinking of Clitoris, the FBI agent from Silence of the Lambs.

      • ChocolateFrostedSugarBombs@lemmy.world
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        No, that was Clarice Starling. You’re thinking of Clitoris Rosfield from the video game Final Fantasy XVI.

        • DickFiasco@sh.itjust.works
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          No, that was Clive Rosfield. You’re thinking of Clitoris “Clit” Eastwood, a famous actor known for westerns.

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            No, that is Clint Eastwood. You’re thinking of Clitoris, the being that empowers the Juggernaut, common enemy and occasional ally to the X-Men

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              No, thats Cyttorak. You’re thinking of Clitoris, the branch of mathematics that studies continuous change.

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                No that’s calculus. You’re thinking of clitoris, the people who leave trash everywhere.

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                  No, that’s litterers. You’re thinking of clitoris, the guy who played Hank Schrader in Breaking Bad.

    • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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      I think you’re referring to George Clinton. Clitoris is when you use the CI tool “Codename Taurus” from the shell.

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