You should try it with ketchup.
French dressing with ranch, or Franch.
I think better off dead doesn’t get nearly enough recognition. Peak 80s. Animation, booger, insane americana interpretations of what exchange students should experience, it’s so fucking good.
edit: it even had a post credits scene.
You knew that space shuttle was going to work when he had those trashy women in his room.
yeah lane’s brother was a lil pimp
“That’s them, officer, right over there”
No officer would arrest me once they’ve tasted the greatness that is sushi with melted cheese and ketchup.
🤢 🤮
In the distance, Japanese sirens.
“sushi”
Obviously fish means cocktail sauce
Well spotted agent
I mean… Maybe we shouldn’t jump to conclusions here? I’d give it a go lol
Also, it looks like Philadelphia roll, so might actually go well together.
it already had cream cheese in it. The first mistake was made at the grocery store.
You don’t have to like a Philly roll but it’s pretty much the same thing as a bagel with lox and shmear so don’t talk like it’s an unheard of abomination.
I don’t approve of a bagel with lox as sushi either :)
Good thing you aren’t in charge then.
cheers to that!
I don’t put ranch dressing on a bagel either. ;-)
Nor do I, but salmon+cream cheese+starchy base is a widely accepted format and it’s the cream cheese being attacked here.
I mean it’s Kroger Sushi who cares…
I’ve never considered this, but now I sort of want to try it.
A big ol dab of tartar sauce on that fishiness.
Yeah the moment I read it, it was less “ewww” and more “huh, I wonder…”
I mean, it’s ranch.
If you’re gonna be weird about it and go away from soy sauce, use blue cheese.
Someone tell me what doesn’t taste good with ranch. Go on. I’ll wait.
Not that things don’t taste good with ranch, some things just taste better with something else.
Assuming it’s gross with chocolate cake but I haven’t tried. Might be alright with carrot cake though I guess
There are plenty of things I haven’t tried… peanut butter?
What about Kewpie mayo mixed with organic buttermilk?
Maybe add some sour cream and this legitimately how I make my ranch and blue cheese dressings. So fucking good.
Another good version that I learned from a sushi place is cream with a touch of wasabi and salt. So good.
I’m l getting sushi later, I’ll have to try that when I get home (assuming leftovers).
They had it for the salad, but I couldn’t let it go to waste and it really is delicious.
I put it on a poke bowl, was delicious!
I had to look up the right ratios online… apparently you can also use sour cream 🤔
I’m glad it was delicious, a poke bowl is a great idea. Sour cream seems wrong, but I’ve been surprised by that stuff before.
Don’t yuck other peoples yum. As long as it’s legal.
idgaf if other people’s yum is illegal
Is this Epstein’s account?
Greetings from Tel Aviv!
If the yum hurts them and them alone, then the yum is yum regardless of legal status.
If the yum hurts anyone but the yummer, then the yum is actually yuck, regardless.
We can make light jokes about unusual food combinations. Pretty weird how defensive people are of this obvious food crime.
What Nazis were doing was legal at the time.
And I will bravely yuck the Nazis’ yum.
So brave.
Truly one of the people of all time
I’d wear that on a t-shirt
They did illegal things in order to get the power to legalize those previously illegal things though.
Dear God Godwin wasn’t fucking kidding.
Also, point of fucking order here, the Nazis absolutely committed crimes to come in to power and orchestrated an illegal power grab.
I think they were being facetious
No it wasn’t.
It’s pre-packaged grocery store sushi. Dipping it in ranch is the only way it tastes good.
That appears to be an Alaska roll. It already has cream cheese but still probably dry on account of the source. Soy sauce would be fine.
prepackaged American sushi. the ranch is not just an option, it’s a requirement.
That roll has cream cheese inside. It’s already considered a capital offense in Japan.
Not really. Just like no one gets offended when Japan use squid ink in burger buns, or put noodles in a baguette/hot dog bun.
That’s my thought. There’s nothing more offensive about ranch than using cream cheese.
I used to live in Japan, and from what I could see, Japanese people aren’t fundamentally opposed to the concept of sushi with weird ingredients. They simply just don’t think it’s normal sushi.
It’s like people watched Jiro: Dreams of Sushi and assumed that all sushi in Japan is like that
Right? I’m Canadian. Poutine is a culture here, especially Quebec (Where I lived for a short time). Poutine is straight fries, fresh cheese curds, and gravy. That’s it.
You can totally add whatever you want to it. Plenty of restaurants exist to make pulled pork or extra loaded poutine. Want to add green onions? Ceaser dressing? Tater tots? Have at er, bud. Just don’t call it a traditional poutine.
I make sushi at home. I used to work in a sushi shop full time. We had all the traditional rolls for people but also some off the cuff ones like with cream cheese and such.
If the Japanese stop putting salmon out I’ll believe their silly rules.
Japan’s most popular fairly-priced national sushi chain is doing things much more wild than ranch on a rotating monthly basis. Every time I’m in Japan for work I stop in to Sushiro just to see what they’re doing this month that would make American weebs angry.
Those “fancy” sushi at restaurants that have the orange sauce drizzled over them in a fancy pattern? That’s mostly mayo, which is in the same family as ranch. I wouldn’t do it, but it’s not as insane as it first appears.
