Nice, almost there, need to work on that no sugar part, hard to not get some cravings.
My water refuses to go over 7 pH , I blame the covid vaccines.
No sugar? Is that good advice?
Probably no refined sugars; so no eating processed foods.
It’s probably meant to say"no excessive sugar" which isn’t a lot
I do all of these except for the last two and I have been genuinely unrecognizable by people I once knew. Though I don’t really check the pH of the water I drink, I just make sure it is water that is safe to drink. The funniest encounter I’ve had though was my sister, who I don’t have much contact with, who seemed unsure if it was even me at first.
High pH water is a deal breaker for me
What does that even mean?
Alkaline water with a bit of lemon in it!
It’s basic…
Opposed to acidic. I’ll see myself out.
Can I use a staple gun? I’m not that good a sewing
It puts the 70 spf lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again. 15 minutes before sun exposure.
I checked everything off but I can’t find high Ph water.

Does capturing the person count as one of the workouts?


i havent read a book in 20 years but i read for hours each day
Memes don’t count
send me the list of what counts, lost mine

Why tf would drinking alkaline water be good for you? I believe it would be bad for u in the long-term, cos that would make ur body produce more stomach acid since it constantly gets neutralized, or am I wrong here?
It is good for reflux, as it helps to remove acidity from the esophagus.
But after it gets to the stomach and meets your stomach acid, it doesn’t matter. It’s not gonna change stomach acidity or pH level in intestines, but can help with reflux symptoms and avoid esophagal erosion, ehich can lead to cancer.
So it’s something that is useful, but for different reasons than most people think.
You really have a problem with the alkaline water and not cutting someone’s face and sewing in place of yours?
I know, it’s like they want to piss on the poor or something
Just add a little squirt of lemon for flavour.
SqUiRt Of LeMoN!
Is that you, Gwyneth? Is this me?
Got it in one!
It can be handy in the short term. After a few days of greasy festival food my gerd was acting up (it was worth it), so I got some alkaline water to sip on the long drive home, and it helped keep things a little calmer. Long term though there’s no reason for it.
Wouldn’t a Tums be just as effective? And cheaper?
This one always makes me crazy. Our stomachs work to keep an acidic environment for our protection and digestion.
Hey! Maybe I should sand off the skin on my body to get more vitamin D when I sunbathe!
It’s marketing bs because there is pseudoscience that the cause of cancer and other illnesses is from acids and alkaline water will prevent you from those illnesses even though it’s completely bunk and push by the same people who think essential oils can heal you too
Would it be wrong to offer someone like this a spoonful of lye? Its alkaline…
Before or after you cut their face off?
After, obviously. Gotta keep the lips unscarred.
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Beat me to it.
You want to take his face… Off.











