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Never miss groins day.
I have a detachable shower head hose and I am living the dream.
Bruh… get a shower head with a hose on it. They cost like 20 bucks and will change your life
I went fancy. Got an expensive sixty dollar one like, twenty years ago. I fucking love that shower head it’s followed me through at least five moves.
the hose is great for enemas.
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please don’t, the pressure will rupture your intestinal lining and you will have a long awkward ER visit.
Groins plural?
Today you learned what the area behind your knees is called!
Take care of your asshole. You only get one.
Treat it right, and it will give you so much pleasure
A removable shower head would make this easier.
Y’all are burying the headline. This person has multiple groins.
Edit: Today I learned that groins are the armpit of the legs and I have two of them.
But can you make fart noises with them?
No. Just near them.
Reminds me of this
Wut
Show her you’re nuts.
Not sure if typo’d homophone
Shower your crazy?
I’m so curious to know what the original context of this was…and why. Anyone know?
I believe this is from the book The Fountain of Youth, or Curing by Water
It’s in the Chevy Cobalt owners manual
why tho
Look do you want to learn to drive or not
Yes, the only way to wash your ass without touching it and in the process becoming gay.
This is also why you need a bidet.
For peak cleanliness while protecting your heterosexuality, you need the internal cleansing nozzle and an oscillator
You would oscillate the nozzle
Is to assume the receiving position and enjoy the simulation.
Men will really do anything but admit they like it.
If the water is hitting my rectum and not my anus it has ceased to be a shower and is now an enema
MORE!!!
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i don’t get it, we all shower like that.
I’m getting Sigma Solarium vibes from this.
Sigma Solarium (nsfw)
Is that the deep? Did a season I don’t know about come out?
Season 5.
Nope, I can’t figure out what the hell is going on in this picture.
Reverse bikini lines
I wish I was that flexible.
