This makes me uncomfortable for so many reasons.
Jigglylandingstrip
It’s so other pokemon can find the jussy
Still not an answer
Oh, but it is.
It’s the answer you didn’t know you were looking forLanding strip + soul patch = landing patch…? Or alternatively, soul strip.
I like soul strip, never heard that one before
both can be true
Yes.
Is a beard not just a mouth bush?
What is a bush, if not just a genital beard
Exactly
Gotta get that nutsack goatee. Neat little string of hair running down between the balls. Then slap a pair of sunglasses on top of your dick and you’re ready for that ZZ Top concert
I think I’d like a goatee that also encircles the mouth
It is no different than a human.
You could also have a beard, but if your neck, chest and crotch are hairy, your beard is connected to your bush in one long stretch of body hair
Like Sean Connery in Zardoz.
Can confirm.
What a terrible day to be literate
It’s like a crab super-highway!
That is a jiggly tuft.
It would be a crime against humanity
*Pokemonity.
Honestly looks too low to be a beard. Most beards start closer to the mouth.
It could be a neckbeard.
One way to be sure would be to check its browser history.
I wonder what the porn choice Venn Diagram of girls with a neatly trimmed landing strip and guys with a neckbeard would look like. Would they intersect at all? Would it be a circle? Who knows?
I can tell you that the source material for the hair image is definitely not a beard. For it to have been a beard, it would either need much longer hairs starting about halfway from the top, or a chin that would make Thanos look like Michael Cera.
Yeah, they clearly used the pubic triangle to make a not very subtle point.
Heh. Point.
Beaush
*Jigglymuff
You win today’s internet LOL point.
I think this is the winner
Both?
OK I GUESS IT IS TIME TO QUIT THE INTERNET FOREVER BYE EVERYONE
Now there’s a jigglypuff with some chest hair.














