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green_goglin@thelemmy.club to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago

Strange things are afoot at the Walter Reed

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Strange things are afoot at the Walter Reed

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green_goglin@thelemmy.club to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 6 months ago
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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    6 months ago

    Oh my fucking god.

    He must have fired Noem because some part of him was afraid of being Ole Yeller’d.

    There has never before in history been such a grandpa who really needed to just go to bed now.

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    6 months ago

    oh shit, this is unedited? 🤣

  • robomuffin79@lemmy.world
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    6 months ago

    Good Lord. Had to go to his account to check this was real

    • idegenszavak@sh.itjust.works
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      6 months ago

      And? I dont want to go to his account

      • X@piefed.world
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        6 months ago

        Checked his lies incel post, it’s real.

        • AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world
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          6 months ago

          Lies incel post 🤣

          Great user name BTW

          • X@piefed.world
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            Thanks! Yours, too! I always dig a symmetrical palindrome name, yours looks a bit like a star fighter ship. Very rad!

            • AoxoMoxoA@lemmy.world
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              My favorite album from the greatest band in all the land 😁

              Possibly the best album artwork of all time

      • Tomtits@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        6 months ago

        It’s real.

        Loads of places are reporting it

      • harc@szmer.info
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        6 months ago

        https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116351998782539414

        yup.

  • TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world
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    Wait, this is real?! Holy shit, he’s gone off the deep end.

    • X@piefed.world
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      6 months ago

      🌍🧑‍🚀🔫🧑‍🚀 always has been

    • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works
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      6 months ago

      He’s been off the deep end for years

      • cornshark@lemmy.world
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        Why would he be off the deep end?? The kids stay in the shallow end

      • 418_im_a_teapot@sh.itjust.works
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        6 months ago

        Of course, but this is a different voice than we are used to.

    • webp@mander.xyz
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      He’s in one of those oceanic trenches where we can’t see what’s inside it’s so deep

    • green_goglin@thelemmy.clubOP
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      Confirmed real

      https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/apr/05/middle-east-crisis-live-iran-israel-us-war-trump-strait-hormuz-missing-pilot-downed?filterKeyEvents=false

      • VieuxQueb@lemmy.ca
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        6 months ago

        WTF !

  • mr_eckneim@feddit.org
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    Cant tell if shitpost or real anymore

    • green_goglin@thelemmy.clubOP
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      Ain’t that the Honest to allah truth

    • MostRegularPeople@lemmy.world
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      Neither did I. I looked it up. I thought it was fake. Horrifyingly, it is not.

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      All trumps posts are shit posts. Though, I would not be surprised if he literally tries to nuke Iran.

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        I guarantee you he has tried to nuke Iran multiple times already. The brass keeps turning him down (which is why Hogsack has such freewill to fuck up the military command structure) and his handlers don’t want the bad PR of trying to nuke. Not that his base would mind, but even being denied to nuke would make him look weak and some people might cross the aisle at that point.

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    6 months ago

    Aww poor Donnie doing a hissy fit.

  • 13igTyme@piefed.socialBanned
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    6 months ago

    Allah just means god. Not the first time he’s pretended to praise God.

    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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      How much you wanna bet he doesn’t know that

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        I’d bet a Euro, just for the hell of it. But obviously I’d lose that Euro.

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    I’ve just come to accept that when that fat pedophile loser dies I will learn via shitpost

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      Supposedly, he will die in a few months. I didn’t look up his creditials, but I hope he is not lying.

    • Typhoon@lemmy.cadeleted by creator
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      You might learn by the cheering and shouting in the streets.

      • imvii@lemmy.ca
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        I’m going to celebrate it every year and call it “no kings day”.

      • bort@sopuli.xyz
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        iirc his VP want to summon jesus via armageddon

      • Thales@sh.itjust.works
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        It’ll be the craziest day any of us have ever lived.

        • green_goglin@thelemmy.clubOP
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          big if true

        • Murse@slrpnk.net
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          …I really need to stock up on fireworks. That type of evil being snuffed out calls for fireworks.

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      Except this is real, not photoshop. https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2026/apr/05/middle-east-crisis-live-iran-israel-us-war-trump-strait-hormuz-missing-pilot-downed?filterKeyEvents=false

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    Didn’t he say the high oil prices are no problem because other nations suffer more?

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      That is his base, they’ll slam the door on their balls if you convince them someone else suffers more

      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        I mean we literally had people losing fingers to Elon’s ‘obstruction detecting’ frunks in the cybertruck, this basically isn’t even hyperbole.

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      That was Hegseth, i think

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      It even said that it was going to leave the region in two weeks max (time needed to win the war, again) not minding if the strait was open or not by the time.

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    What the fuck it’s real

    https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/116351998782539414

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    What are we even doing, man…

    • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      ‘having a normal one’

      …but with this most expensive and dangerous set of toys that have ever existed.

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    zAKyRQawk3GfBKV.jpg

    • frunch@lemmy.world
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      Thank you for your attention to this matter 🙏

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        Thank you for your attention to this rant

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      Inshallah, there will be a fatwa against every existing ‘Live Laugh Love’ piece of art, and they will be mandated to be replaced with this.

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      • HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        My friends have a die, cry, hate on their wall

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      I wonder if Jr had an open bet on Trump praising Allah.

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      Praise be

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      https://youtu.be/fJ0kYxFPM5Q lol

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    It’s scary he doesn’t care about announcing his war crimes out loud before doing them.

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      His base doesn’t care, in fact they love it, every murdered brown person is a victory in their eyes. And this is the true face of Western culture, the one that murdered and pillaged around the world, extracting resources and living comfortably thanks to their sins. Trump is just the most “honest” leader of this camp, at least in recent memory.

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      Criminals are very confident until they end up in a (Dutch) courtroom.

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        Or in an (Italian) lake house.

      • green_goglin@thelemmy.clubOP
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        Hague or bust.

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        I would be a confident criminal too, if the most powerful army in the world pledged to invade as a response to any criminal charges against me.

        Hague Invasion Act - Wikipedia

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    For two days in a row now, he wants us to know that the powers of hell are at his fingertips.

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      You know he wants to nuke somebody.

      Probably has since he was a wee little boy, long before he was a wee little man.

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        Truth Social and MAGA are unhinged

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    They did open the strait though, just to anyone who will pay a $2 million bribe in not USD.

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      Seems like Trump’s new gig. Mess things up then make people bribe him (doubt that money goes anywhere useful) to partially revert it.

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      Any country that dislikes the toll can just get it reimbursed by the American government. 🤷

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