Wtf is this Count Olaf shit

On desktop, questions like how to make an accessible input element are handled by your widget toolkit. Why does the browser need to handle every question itself? Let the qt or gtk or whatever folks answer the question of how to create an accessible input element. Split the scope and investment among many players which individually don’t need as much funding and can innovate more quickly.

With webassembly and webgl, why do browsers need to evolve? If you want some feature the browser doesn’t provide, just make it yourself and draw it onto the canvas. x86 assembly gets occasional performance improving instructions but fundamally it’s existed for 50 years and can continue to support all modern programs. X11 survived for 40 years before any talk of a replacement really appeared. Why can’t Chrome be maintenance only for 40 years and let apps and websites innovate on top of its primitives?

Cat scan

Black and viscous - bound to cure blue lethargy
Sugar-plum petroleum for energy
Tightrope-balanced payments need a small reprieve
Oh, please believe
We want to be
in North Sea Oil

Northernmost Alaska: so hot right now

Musk: destabilizes world governments by giving a platform for extreme right wing views and interference in foreign affairs

Internet: lol cringe

What’s a waveguide?

I guess I’ll start us off with Undertale… In my view the defining game of this genre

Harry Potter bedroom

UPS has registered the colour brown as a trademark

Why? Wouldn’t it be expensive to build a whole new set of private roads everywhere for these?

What did you do?

Really? I thought the competition these days was coming from China, not from Nissan

Reads like a Mark Watney diary entry

Last time I was in a sex dungeon I called my dom Sir Loin… turned out to be a Miss Steak

Does garlic grow cloves easily? I know onion doesn’t bulb very easily, preferring bolting, and only once every two years, but I don’t know about garlic

What’s Edmund optics?

TLDR Citrus greening disease and hurricane