“Back in my days there were no neurodivergent people”
mf back in his days when asked to cut pizza:
For frozen pizza I will move the pepperoni before baking so they are in predetermined slices.
This right here is a diagnosis. I’m not sure for what, but you’ve got a lot of something.
Same. Sometimes they’re all in one section as well so I make sure to distribute them evenly. I also add another layer of mozzarella before baking.
I almost want to do this. If you don’t slice that pepperoni the first time it grabs it’s buddy Cheese and they both go on a trip all over the damn place.
You should either cut it better or start considering using a different cheese (or better, just use mozzarella as it was intended)
Ill let the pizza shop know, thanks
i do that too
#dad things
A little bit autistic we are today?
You know what? I like it, and I’ma start doing it.
Now, if he’d avoid stepping on the gaps between floor tiles, I’d sympathize. Horrible, unspeakable THINGS might happen if you’re stepping on them. But this is just weird.
Your dad could get a job gerrymandering districts for the state.
Nah it’s too logical
Your daddy’s my kind of freak
Sounds like you want to call him YOUR daddy!
Respect
I get it. The pizza slicer pushes pepperoni and other toppings down which smushes the cheese and sauce out the size, then you have an uneven distribution of cheese/sauce. So either you have an uneven distribution of pepperoni, an uneven distribution of cheese/sauce, or you spend a great deal of time placing your pepperoni so that they’re perfectly positioned away from your cut lines.
If you use a large knife to cut the pizza you don’t have this problem.
But all I have is my poop knife
Does it take that long to move them?
I just take the back edge of a knife hold it over each of the 6 lines ill be cutting as a guide, and pull any of the pepperoni on the line one way of the other. Take like 5 seconds.I don’t have that kind of time
Just fold the whole pizza into a calzone. Problem solved.
Yeah, if you use an inferior tool you get inferior results. Using scissors is the only correct way to cut a pizza.
I’ve seen those scissor/spatula combos online, seems like a great option.
Like this!?
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…I want to say that you’re wrong, but I don’t have enough experience with scissors on pizza to dispute it.
This sounds insane, and I used to think so as well until my ex did just that in front of me one day and then I tried it the next time I cooked a pizza at home. 1000% a better tool than a pizza cutter wheel. I’m a convert.
What!? Everyone knows you are supposed to use an X-acto Knife.
I fully support this strategy, can’t believe I never considered it myself. I will have to carefully suggest it to my wife who will NOT approve of this mutilation of one of her glorious pizzas.
I just wanna talk to him
Buy a good pizza cutter and sharpen like a knife?
