nothing makes a tired annoyed version of me happier before dawn than going extra slow just to piss off the asshole riding my ass with LED headlights lighting up my whole cabin
While some people do tailgate people that go the normal speed, if you’re going “extra slow”, you’re the problem I’m afraid. 🤷🏻♂️
give it another read, you have your order of events backwards
If you tailgate me I will slow down to give you the appropriate following distance. I do not want to be rear ended if I have to come to a sudden stop. If you have a problem with this I invite you to give three seconds of distance or pass.
I’d also allow people to pass if they come up behind me, but if I’m going slower than general traffic I’m not going to randomly slow down even more to piss people off, that’s just silly.
I don’t do it to piss people off. I do it because their behavior is dangerous and I would like to keep my insurance premium as low as possible. If I can’t see, or if the person behind me is putting me in a position where suddenly slowing down would be unnecessarily dangerous, I must slow down to the extent the law allows until I can pull off to the side. Motherfuckers around where I live tailgate like it is their hobby and will do it on the freeway with multiple open passing lanes.
I usually just pull over when possible and let them get ahead of me. Not worth the drama.
I give them the chance to pass by moving all the way right in the lane and slowing down at passing opportunities. after a few missed opportunities, I’ll fuck with them for the entertainment.
but yes, not always worth it.
And also ignore pedestrians, even though they just stared in my soul while waiting them to stop (but they just slowed down and didn’t stopped)
It’s tractors and some guy regularly riding a horse and cart round my way.
Lmao sounds like where I grew up in Mississippi. Farmers everywhere, but quite a few Mennonites and Amish too
I have never commuted by car, but I plan to get a car when I retire so I can drive around in the mornings.
a bunch of old geezers cruising the local ‘strip’ from 7-9am just like we used to back in high school at night on the weekends.
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My country has this and better, no difference.
They also love shopping during the busiest times I’m the weekend. They just love wasting working people’s precious free time.
I think we’re all shocked you’re not already retired, Mickey. ;)
Always interesting on social media sites trying to guess if the poster is male/female and how old
What’s the Lemmy equivalent of driving around real slow?
Maybe posting 90s memes?
I would say boomer memes.

It’s the same guy!
Like anyone gets to drive at speed during commuter time.
Automobiles are a toy. If you’re an adult with actual responsibilities and you need to be somewhere on time, take the train.
The only train between my house and work is a cargo train and I don’t want to hitch a ride like a homeless dude trying to see the countryside (not to mention it takes over an hour to walk to anywhere near those tracks when it only takes 30 minutes to drive to work when traffic isn’t fucked).
Everyone wants to say fuck cars but no one wants to be a civil engineer or whatever and build the public transport that would replace cars. So everyone in this thread should sit down unless they have real solutions. Listen, I hate cars and driving too, but I’m not taking 3 trains into town, totalling 3 hours. That’s not reasonable for a commute.
This isn’t and unsolvable problem. There are cities that have working public transport and commute is reasonable.
On the other hand, you have to put a gun on my head to make me work that far from my home (im assuming, something like an hour worth of car travel?)
I fucking love cars.
I also want to be able to not be FORCED to drive one day in day out. I want a robust public transport network, a robust electric car network and a reasonable ownership proposal for limited ICE engines in enthusast cars.
I don’t have any problem with someone driving under the speed limit as long its within the legal amount. My problem is buttplugs. Buttplugs are creatures who crawl up someones ass and refuse to pass. They prevent the people behind them from legally passing and just sit there for mile after mile.
A mutation of the buttplug is the plugipede. Where you have mulitple buttplugs all up each others ass and content to follow one another at less than two car lengths apart.
I never blame the guy going five under at the front.
Not that it’s ever safe to follow so close, but there’s also the subset of slow drivers who camp the passing lanes and prevent passing from taking place. Regardless of how fast you drive, if someone is behind you, move to the outside to let them pass.
Yeah, they do that as well. On my daily commute there are two, three lane passing zones going either way. They will often do that as well. Most of my commute is on a two lane highway.
butt plugs with LED headlights, no less
You have no more right to use public roads than anyone else.
Correct, but if you can do shopping at any time, you should aspire to do it when there are as few people as possible. That goes for everyone and it also works for most non group activities, such as driving
One of my favourite things about being retired is the ability to go to the shops in the middle of the day, when it’s quiet. No crowds. Parking. No rush. Bliss!
5pm at the restaurant. Retirees and families with little kids.
I work mostly evenings and weekends and being able to run errands when it’s not busy and do chores when flatmates aren’t around makes up for it.
Having been a 2nd and 3rd shifter most of my adult life, I miss going shopping in the middle of the night when hardly anyone was there.
Even better, aspire to not use a car. Commute via bike or public transport.
Everyone has better things to do then sit in traffic, and its always tempting to blame someone else - eg. some old guy that you wish would have gone shopping at a different time. But if you are on the road in your car then you are traffic. You’re holding people up. You’re delaying people. And as the previous person said, you have no more right to use public roads than anyone else. So rather than wishing and hoping that other people will do something different, take initiative to do something different yourself.
Retire? Fucking hilarious!
I just retired, and my wife still complains that I drive too fast. I’m joining a gym next week and getting back into writing and fermenting, and so won’t have much time to annoy Frank Freeway during his commute from hell.
If you advocate for public transport, then you can provide these people with an adequate alternative to driving.
More interested in bike paths but trams and trains are cool too
Why not both? Trams and bike paths can work really well together.
Yeah both would be fine
Yeah that’s never happening in America if big auto has anything to do with it
Sure, but outside of meme countries we can actually do this kinda thing.







