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minus-squareLOGIC💣@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months agoSeems to be a false dilemma. They ignore the idea that you can eat your friends.
minus-squareSeductiveTortoise@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months ago“I want to cook with you” “No, I meant as an ingredient. Sorry, English isn’t my first language”
minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months ago“you look ravishing” “why thank you” “no i want to cook you and eat you. baste yourself with this for the next 30 minutes while i get the oven right”
minus-squareFackCurs@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months ago“Why does your shampoo feel so greasy and… salty? Is that fresh rosemary, oregano, thyme?” “Yeah it’s my chef’s conditioner, just leave it on it’ll do you real good”
minus-squareRooty@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months agoThey say my hunger’s a problem They tell me to curb my apetite
minus-squaredjango@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months agoThis might make your friends feel uncomfortable.
minus-squareSkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months agoSome of my friends enjoy it
minus-squarekossa@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months agoMay I introduce you to Rotenburg Cannibal?
Seems to be a false dilemma. They ignore the idea that you can eat your friends.
“I want to cook with you”
“No, I meant as an ingredient. Sorry, English isn’t my first language”
“you look ravishing”
“why thank you”
“no i want to cook you and eat you. baste yourself with this for the next 30 minutes while i get the oven right”
“Why does your shampoo feel so greasy and… salty? Is that fresh rosemary, oregano, thyme?”
“Yeah it’s my chef’s conditioner, just leave it on it’ll do you real good”
They say my hunger’s a problem
They tell me to curb my apetite
This might make your friends feel uncomfortable.
Some of my friends enjoy it
Not for long.
May I introduce you to Rotenburg Cannibal?