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minus-squareMinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months ago“you look ravishing” “why thank you” “no i want to cook you and eat you. baste yourself with this for the next 30 minutes while i get the oven right”
minus-squareFackCurs@lemmy.worlddeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·9 months ago“Why does your shampoo feel so greasy and… salty? Is that fresh rosemary, oregano, thyme?” “Yeah it’s my chef’s conditioner, just leave it on it’ll do you real good”
“you look ravishing”
“why thank you”
“no i want to cook you and eat you. baste yourself with this for the next 30 minutes while i get the oven right”
“Why does your shampoo feel so greasy and… salty? Is that fresh rosemary, oregano, thyme?”
“Yeah it’s my chef’s conditioner, just leave it on it’ll do you real good”