when I was a bachelor. what bachelor hasn’t.
For months at a time unfortunately! Lmfao- Use the phone+ call friends and family- people aren’t around forever
Do you not cat?
This is why I stopped by. Cat on my friend. PssssPssss
That would never be me. I’m constantly talking to myself. People think I’m crazy, but I think I’m just bursting with ideas!
Dude you’re not alone, talk to myself all the time. When I am caught I just tell people I was needing an expert opinion. Its gets a good laugh and people don’t think I’m crazy. Agatha Christina would play out the dialog in her novels to herself outloud. Most people with an active imagination does this.
Now @BetaBlake is silent because of your “you are not alone”
It would be me, except I swear a lot under my breath when I run into problems with software or things. In two languages simultaneously, even.
English and C++
English and a language that’s highly inflective and flexible. So I can’t decide if it’s worse than C++, but that still seems unlikely.
I get lots of questioning looks in the grocery stores cause I didn’t make a list and have to tell myself, audible, that I didn’t need the cookies.
Yeah I talk to myself and my cat way too much, I actually talk more when I’m alone than I do when someone else is around.
I cannot relate. I live with my GF but even if she leaves for the night I’ll start talking to my self somehow.
Step one, get a girlfriend
That’s too many steps, I’ll just stick to talking with the voices in my head
*fucking
if she leaves for the night
How sure are you that you’re her only boyfriend?
If I didn’t talk to myself out loud or use voice-to-text on my phone to leave internet comments, I’d be on day 5 of vocal silence right now.
Yes. Or the only words I’ve said aloud were Insane Clown Posse lyrics.
Nope, I talk to my dog and three times a day we walk around the block and inevitably someone will wave and say hello
This is why cats exist
When I moved to my current house, my wife and kid were at our previous house for a while. I deliberately chose this house for its isolation, so for a while the only people I really spoke to were local cashiers every few days. (Side note: my kid was three at the time and had left a toy triceratops on the back of one of the commodes the day we signed for the house. I never thought a toilet would make me miss someone so much.)
Anyway, I work remotely and had a daily virtual meeting. Most days, that meeting was the first and last time I spoke. I also had some kind of long lived sinus infection going on, so not only did I speak pretty rarely, until I opened my mouth I wasn’t even sure if I’d have a voice that day.
I solve this problem by occasionally yelling at bafflingly stupid current events, as recounted by various youtubers/podcasts.
Gotta keep up that ability to insult on the fly.
Stretch those creativity brain pathways, in addition to your vocal cords.
Either that or cursing myself out for writing bafflingly bad code, from time to time.
… Less insanely, I also sing, and… have neighbors I talk to, go outside from time to time, chat up randos.
Got too many vocal cats I talk back to. Don’t think I can go an hour unless I’m sleeping.
They don’t even need to be vocal, sometimes they’re just sitting there and I go “¿¿¿QUÉ PASA???”
I don’t even speak Spanish man
I like speaking farci or erdu to mine(not a brag, I’m not fluent in either)
not alone but forgetting how to talk. quit answering phone
You lucky BS bastards… And I have to answer the same question to my kid every 5 seconds.
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Because I said so
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DADDY! Why?
Apparently, you don’t own a cat.
