Maybe the yogurt from “love death and robots” will save us

It is the policy of the trump administration that there are only two kingdoms of life

So does everyone, thanks Equifax

That’s why you shower in the morning so you don’t have to wash your sheets

Jesus didn’t need to lock his credit with a smartphone after multiple data breaches

The board game?

I declare bankruptcy

So a dollar more than a banana

The San-Ti were more honest about it.

I described an NFL game without the express written consent of NFL productions

Existential dread

https://kdvr.com/news/local/us-department-education-investigates-denver-high-schools-all-gender-restroom/

They converted the girls restroom on that floor, there’s still a boys only restroom but no girls only restroom

There are too many people for us all to hunt our own meat, and the same amount of farmland that can feed x amount of livestock can feed significantly more people than the livestock would.

I got a 7 day ban for saying you haven’t served your life sentence until you are dead, they said that was promoting violence, I decided if they rejected my appeal it could only mean they don’t actually read appeals and I should just leave.

People in heaven watch whatever they want

This question is addressed in the book “The Lovely Bones”

Don’t worry, tomorrow the head of officiating will explain why we are all wrong.

Workout timer that wants a subscription

I am so tired of strategic voting