See, the ER doctor has seen or heard of patients who stuck foreign objects up their buttholes to stimulate their colons for sexual gratification and it caused medical issues and he noticed that the bottle is shaped in such a way that it could be inserted into one’s anus, so he is cautioning people not to do it for their safety.
Oh, you got the joke. Good for you.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-humor
Sorry you didn’t understand it.
Perhaps it is you who failed to see clever anti-humor in the post you are replying to!
Isn’t it also probably dangerous in the sand?
Why would the doctor not want people to stick things in the sand?
You and I are sheltered I guess. I thought it was to prevent people cutting their feet at the beach (presume that’s not uncommon).
The butt thing does make it funnier though.
Because it gets broken and then it cuts your foot if you unknowingly are barefoot walking over it (that’s a fun scar) ruining your day at the beach because you don’t want to get saltwater in your cut because ow bleepin fuck.
They refer instead to the butthole, though
He means sticking it in one’s ass, and yoi probably know why a hollow glass object with no flared base shouldn’t be put inside the human rectum.
Because it echoes when I fart?
Yes, exactly that.
Oh, ok that makes sense. I was wondering if there was some sort of chemical reaction or something that was implied.
I am going to buy up the whole supply and resell at a furry con
What kind of person lives such a life that they would feel the need to buy these shitty bottles for anything besides shoving one up their ass?
If there was one thing on Reddit that was educational, it was Foreign Body Friday on the radiology subreddit.
Not being funny, I’m pretty sure you can stick regular glass bottles in the sand anyway…
Wash the sand off first
Or don’t if that’s what you’re into
Woah, why am I getting such a clear sense of deja-vu from this comment?
That’s not the way to go about it, now I’m definitively thinking about it. 🫠
I don’t think I could fit an entire elephant back there, no matter the color.
Not with that attitude!
It has to be a joke. Why would I put my cold beer into the hot sand?
I’m no scientist but would the sand insulate at all?
The top of the sand tends to be hotter than the layers below. If you dig in a bit, the sand underneath is very cool and refreshing.
Incidentally, its the opposite of the human anus, which only gets hotter the deeper you penetrate.
!Subscribe to sand/butt facts
Yeah we certainly needed to know that last fact
I wonder what the unit of hotness is.
Picantes
I like that as a unit of sexual hotness, ngl
Well it’s not like Yugoslavia can collapse again so why not ?
Bruh, people put wine bottles up themselves, you think they need a torpedo shaped corona…. With its smooth taper… and bumps for extra pleasure…. Wait why am I at the liquor store?
Sticking bottles up your ass may lead to unintended consequences such as causing the collapse of a country
Ik, just being cheeky. I’m a yum…. Practiced anal enjoyer lol
Don’t forget lube. Might have some at checkout. They get it.
Someone buy only these Coronas and some lube and take a picture of the cashier’s reaction.
Where’s fisting enthusiast when you need him?
My nurse friend had some dude in the ER a few months ago who stuck his wedding ring on his penis and couldn’t get it off for what are obvious reasons to anybody but this guy. When this kind of thing happens the fire department has to come cut it off, so not only do you get a firefighter touching your junk and seeing the dumb thing you did, but also now your dick is a useless noodle, and you may spend the rest of your life reflecting on how easy the Internet makes acquiring safe items for such activities, and yet you chose a tiny gold band.
How small is that mans penis or how huge are his fingers??
I guess he squished it down like a pool noodle, then couldn’t do it in reverse with the swelling.
I’m calling it “sand on the beach” from now on…
Sand to sand!
))<>((
But what if the danger (glass) makes it even hotter?
Yeah, I mean, Isn’t glass simply sand that just got really hot?
What are you doing step-brother?
Could bring a whole new meaning to the term “butt chug”
Nope, it would still be the same. Just glass in the way.
My understanding of a current butt chug is someone ingests liquid into their ass
My new proposed meaning is when someone shoves the base of this bottle in their ass then positions themselves so a 2nd person can enjoy the chugging.
Finally, a drinking game that’s inclusive to our amputatee homies!
Obviously there’s the but stuff, but isn’t sticking the bottle in the sand bad anyway because it could lead to broken glass?
