Well it’s not like Yugoslavia can collapse again so why not ?
My nurse friend had some dude in the ER a few months ago who stuck his wedding ring on his penis and couldn’t get it off for what are obvious reasons to anybody but this guy. When this kind of thing happens the fire department has to come cut it off, so not only do you get a firefighter touching your junk and seeing the dumb thing you did, but also now your dick is a useless noodle, and you may spend the rest of your life reflecting on how easy the Internet makes acquiring safe items for such activities, and yet you chose a tiny gold band.
How small is that mans penis or how huge are his fingers??
I guess he squished it down like a pool noodle, then couldn’t do it in reverse with the swelling.
Obviously there’s the but stuff, but isn’t sticking the bottle in the sand bad anyway because it could lead to broken glass?
🎶 If it’s going up your arsehole flare the base If it’s going up your arsehole flare the base If it’s going up your arse, there’s a point it mustn’t pass If it’s going up your arsehole flare the base 🎶
clap clap.
But if not but plug why but plig shaped
Without a flared base it is decidedly not butt plug shaped.
The bottle cap looks flared enough
Relevant user name lmao
I presume since the beer bottle says… squints Cream Blindness… that this is not a real thing at all, and just everyone’s favorite: AI slop.
Actually it says “Ocean Blindness.” And apparently it’s a real fake thing. Home-grown human-made photo fakery.
Thanks for digging, that’s cool. I’m glad that some Japanese weirdo actually created this for their art exhibit.
Not being funny, I’m pretty sure you can stick regular glass bottles in your ass anyway…
But chugging is a thing apparently
Butt-chugging you mean
We have a connoisseur I see!
That’s colonsir, please.
I just found a new way to pronounce coloniser.
Wash the sand off first
Or don’t if that’s what you’re into
Negative lubrication
Not being funny, I’m pretty sure you can stick regular glass bottles in the sand anyway…
Woah, why am I getting such a clear sense of deja-vu from this comment?
Wash the sand off first
Or don’t if that’s what you’re into
What kind of person lives such a life that they would feel the need to buy these shitty bottles for anything besides shoving one up their ass?
If there was one thing on Reddit that was educational, it was Foreign Body Friday on the radiology subreddit.
Why would the doctor not want people to stick things in the sand?
You and I are sheltered I guess. I thought it was to prevent people cutting their feet at the beach (presume that’s not uncommon).
The butt thing does make it funnier though.
He means sticking it in one’s ass, and yoi probably know why a hollow glass object with no flared base shouldn’t be put inside the human rectum.
Because it echoes when I fart?
Yes, exactly that.
Oh, ok that makes sense. I was wondering if there was some sort of chemical reaction or something that was implied.
Because it gets broken and then it cuts your foot if you unknowingly are barefoot walking over it (that’s a fun scar) ruining your day at the beach because you don’t want to get saltwater in your cut because ow bleepin fuck.
They refer instead to the butthole, though
I am going to buy up the whole supply and resell at a furry con
Should I know these people or is it just random gifs?
Just random well-known reaction gifs (but if you want to know: Anna Sloan, Sheldon J. Plankton, Elizaveta Podkorytova).
I didn’t know Sir Plankton had a first or second name. Nor did I know that his last name is Plankton and not his first.
The his is just a tiny amphora, the Greeks have this Japanese designer beat by about 3000 years
aaaaand the ER’s filling up.
Well at least that’s a flared base.
But, uhm… context?
From my recollection, the guy is trying to shift to different versions of himself in other realities. The more unlikely something you do is, the more different from the current reality you’ll go to. Which means that there are some people who would go to one almost identical if they did this.
I was like, wait a minute, that’s a really fast reply. But then noticed you actually wrote that 3 min ago. Which confirms I wasn’t just making up my memorised about this in the other comment! Yayy, Thanks
Yeah, I figured I’d write it out for the people upvoting your comment who needed context.
everything everywhere all at once
go, watch it, now, the raving reviews are correctOn the flip side, I didn’t make it all the way through, i thought it was so bad but then I rate A Clockwork Orange as the worst movie of all time
Now I’m curious what you do rate as a good movie
If watched it don’t remember this though. Why is the guy trying to insert it.
they need to do random things to get parallel world powers, obviously
Oh yeah I’ve seen it when it came out. It was good though, apparently I’ve forgotten this scene.
I watch so much media that unless I’ve watched something several times, I can’t really recall anything that’s like older than two years.
Hell I’ve started rewatching all the previous seasons of the shows I watch as well. My brain isn’t as young as it used to be, going downhill already.
apparently I’ve forgotten this scene.
It’s impressive that you could. It was pretty memorable.
There was A Lot going on in the movie if I remember
It’s impressive that you could.
I agree, and am honestly worried about it. It’s mostly to due with me occasionally having seizures and blackouts as well as having literally no life, so yeah, it’s kinda worrying sometimes when I feel like I can’t remember what happened a few days before.
Iirc this is some how about the guy needing to activate the dimension hopping thing or something. After you named them movie I got a little memory where the main character is very stressed that he needs to do that, but not for like personal enjoyment, but because it triggers the weird switching thing? Something along those lines? I can sometimes rouse the memories if someone reminds me, but then again I don’t know if I’m just making up bullshit as I go along.
And as someone who used to have great intuition, this is very bad for me. It’s like when they “proved” to House in House MD that he’d gotten one wrong and then he lost all his confidence. Except I have gotten a few wrong and need to improve my memory before I can get trust in my intuition back.
