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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Just Post@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

"What is my purpose?"

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"What is my purpose?"

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Just Post@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • Aeri@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I mean, did they need to make it person shaped…?

    • sheogorath@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Wait, you don’t piss on your medical professional when taking samples?

    • normalexit@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      I know, at least let me pee in its mouth…

      • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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        1 year ago

        Or give it tits, which somehow would make it less weird? I think?

  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    If your toilet was powered by an AGI, do you want it to like your waste or hate it?

    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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      1 year ago

      It should taste as good as the test results. “God dammit Melvin I thought I told you to quit smoking last time!”

      • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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        Erick, I see you’ve been eating a lot more pineapple recently…

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    1 year ago

    “UWU PEE IN ME!”

  • Etterra@discuss.online
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    1 year ago

    Why does it have arms, Taiwan? Why does the piss-bot have arms!?

    • Lemminary@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      To hold my beer.

    • sirconstantine@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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      1 year ago

      to help one aim properly.

    • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      it moonlights at the fertility clinic.

  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Why does it have hands and a face?

    • Pyr@lemmy.ca
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      1 year ago

      Doubles for prostate exams

    • Wav_function@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      To make you feel more comfortable 🙂

    • Madison420@lemmy.world
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      That was my immediate thought, why this fuckin thing need to grab anything.

  • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net
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    Why the fuck does it need arms? To help you with other samples?

    Also that is 100% gonna spring a leak at some point and spill piss all over the ground as it traverses the hospital hallways.

    • Trex@lemmy.world
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      It flushes the urine

      How do they prevent cross-contamination ?

    • Valmond@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Just like ordinary urinals.

    • absGeekNZ@lemmy.nz
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      1 year ago

      That is to help with the seamen sample collection, obviously.

      • Flocklesscrow@lemmy.zip
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        SailorsOnly

    • PolydoreSmith@lemmy.world
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      Why does it need a head for that matter? They could just build it to look like a urinal with a screen. This just makes me feel like I’m in a Rule 34 Astrobot piss fantasy.

      • Nalivai@discuss.tchncs.de
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        Rule 34 Astrobot piss fantasy.

        This is not a sequence of words that I wanted to read this morning

    • Dicska@lemmy.world
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      We will have another robot to take the leak and analyse it.

  • MotoAsh@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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    Why is it humanoid at all, and why are there several dark spots that could be for cameras that have a clear view of where you’ll be hanging loose?

    This thing is so many layers of unnecessary on top of analyzing pee…

    • cub Gucci@lemmy.today
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      1 year ago

      Humanoid robots deserve trash can

  • AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    The bad timeline version of Eva from Wall-E.

  • CandleTiger@programming.dev
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    https://youtube.com/shorts/cnlHuhRzkUw

  • Optional@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    “Hey, baby, want to increase your social credit score? 😉”

    • markovs_gun@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Wrong china

      • Optional@lemmy.world
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        1 year ago

        Fair point!

        . . But does the Peebot know that.

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    I thought it was a hoax when I couldn’t find anything on “urinebot”, but “urobot” brings this up.

  • Stalinwolf@lemmy.ca
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    Does it sob while you’re using it?

  • angrystego@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    I like the I robot - U robot pun.

  • remon@ani.social
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    1 year ago

    Why the hell does this need to have an anthropomorphic body?

    • CameronDev@programming.dev
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      The hands are so it can do sperm samples

      • Meron35@lemmy.world
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        • CameronDev@programming.dev
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          See, that design isnt very human. I do like the grips though, that feels important.

      • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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        And prostate exams.

        Often at the same time!

        • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip
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          … where can one buy such an … assistant?

    • spencer@lemmy.ca
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      It really, really didn’t need to look like a person. Not even a little bit.

      • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world
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        What animal did you want?

        • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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          Sea urchin

          • TempermentalAnomaly@lemmy.world
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            How civilized

        • spencer@lemmy.ca
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          Is “none” an animal?

        • herrvogel@lemmy.world
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          Nobody said it has to be an animal. It could also be a plant. Or an upscaled model of a prokaryote.

    • [deleted]@lemmy.world
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      I wonder if the helmet visor is functional.

      • HubertManne@piefed.social
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        I have been told its FULLY functional.

        • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
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          Settle down Dr Soong, let’s get those ethical subroutines ironed out first.

    • Evil_Shrubbery@lemmy.zip
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      I really hope it has nice and distinguished buttocks, like really caked up, a real piss storage unit back there with an extra wheel just to support each cheek.

    • Empricorn@feddit.nl
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      They’re going to wonder why the face gets sprayed so often…

    • CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world
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      Taiwan makes everything anthropomorphic! They’ve got an anthropomorphic version of the mass damper on top of the Taipei 101:

      They probably could’ve just made a mascot version of this robot but… eh.

    • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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      Well it’s a robot. Duh. This is what robots look like.

    • Mac@mander.xyz
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      Has anyone confirmed it’s not a person in a costume? 👀

  • axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe
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    Waiting until someone shits on it

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