Be me waiting for the minute on my phone to change so I can simultaneously press the clock button on the microwave and oven twice a year.

A person with one watch always knows what time it is; a person with two watches never does.

Time dilation occurs when the affected equipment is made out of cheap materials in order to cut costs.

Does anybody really care? 🎷

I got this!

• 80s faux wood alarm clock

• Stove clock

• 70s Pioneer power audio digital timer

• 40s General Electric wall clock (with new guts)

• 5 Casios, including that one

• 3 Swatches

• Handmade (mostly) bathroom clock

My cellphone also has a clock.

I looked into this recently - microwave ovens emit an electromagnetic frequency due to the power coursing through them that’s very useful for tracking time, so that is why they usually have clocks. The problem is, the frequency is dependent on the power it receives, and mains voltage fluctuates. For example, those in a UK household may have heard that mains voltage is 240V. In reality this is 230-250V (reference below). The clock running a slight bit faster indicates a higher trending voltage than the microwave was rated for.

Adventure time?

Not sure why we’re throwing the Casio F-91W under the bus for this joke - the thing runs for years on one battery and only shifts off true time at like 1 second per year. They’re more accurate than alot of Casio’s more luxurious models even.

My microwave deserves the slander, though. Mechanical watches too, though they’re still nice to use. Speaking of which, I need to buy a sundial so I can keep my watch accurate after the US and its power grid collapses. Time keeping’s such a hassle sometmes.

Every time I look at my microwave, I see a microwave with the correct time. I even set the clock on my hood range.

In fact, the only clock in my house with the incorrect time is the single analog clock in my house with dead batteries…

I have no clock in my apartment. To find out what time it is, I need to fire up one of my computers and look. Sometimes it’s the kindle

My appliances don’t drift much at all, but my Nissan car is fucked. That dash clock drifts by 5 minutes monthly.

I in no way can relate to this. In fact the microwave is the most visible clock in the house, given its location. As such it’s always set against if the power blinks out or whatever.

I’ve got the only clock that matters to me , an alarm clock. Worst comes to worst, as long as it has power it can get close enough to current time/date via radio. It also makes setting it to exact time much easier/faster.

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I am “all the clocks in the kitchen set” gang.

Analogue one on the wall, microwave and oven. If they drift I’ll fix them.

It’s a busy house. Two of the kids get the train to school and minutes matter to them so in the morning you’ll frequently hear “time check” from one room and whoever’s in the kitchen (or has their phone to hand) will shout back the answer. It just makes things that tiniest bit smoother.