Becca and Spencer and some faint gray streaks on white background.
Cum with us!
No thanks, Satan gave me a good deal for mine.
Can bukake be used as a baptism if it happens in a church?
The church I grew up believed in immersion, not sprinkling. It’s not a no, but it’s gonna be more difficult.
Logistical problems aside, if it’s a non-Newtonian fluid, it’s going to be an issue.
I am church contracted cum supplier, noseplugs sold separately
Now there’s a brand new sentence (probably)
nah I bet you could find a dozen death metal bands with that as the lyrics
Thank you, Internet.
What the fuck
Well it’s obvious Becca wants to open up and be filled with the Holy Spirit, and that got me thinking.
Let’s face it, that question has probably been at least thought of by Catholic priests before.
Ah yes because Jesus was known for his condescending, judgmental attitudes against others.
Is Jesus God? Because God had some pretty shitty things to say about women and gay folk. 🤷♂️
The Old Testament, to me at least, is essentially worthless. It has likely been mistranslated and misinterpreted over the many, many centuries of its existence to the point where its original meaning (if it had any in the first place) is gone.
The NT is at least more readable and contains quite a bit of wisdom. Message is pretty simple: essentially, love and forgive others. Which we could all do more of, especially in this day and age.
What I don’t necessarily agree with is needing obedience to a central dogma or organized religion…I think the only thing that matters is how you live your life and treat others. Doesn’t matter the religion, or lack of religion. We are all equal.
that would be an ecumenical matter
How right you are, Father. How right you are!
That’s the thing about Jesus. He was sent to earth to finally be nice to humans by his vengeful, controlling father, as a gesture of reconciliation.
God sounds like a massive piece of shit.
Women must be subservient to men! Stone the gays! You can own human beings as property!
JK! LOL Here’s my son, you can torture him to death in a horrific fashion, so we’re cool, right?
No man… We’re pretty damn far from cool…
The sound like the second most insufferable couple ever, right after the couple that is going through a very public breakup right now.
They both have different right and left hand. It’s creepy as fuck.
I get AI vibes tbh. This may just a fake account for comedy.
The meme is at least 4 years old. It’s not AI. Obviously it’s a joke account https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/qkkshh/becca_and_spencer_into_that_holey_tinder_scene/
what
look how her right wrist is unnaturally curved to hold him and the proportions where their arms are if they are the same length ? It’s photoshop.
That’s how wrists work. It’s just a picture of 2 people holding each other.
Put your wrist in this angle and see how pleasant it is.
Feels good. Here’s a tutorial so you can practice. https://youtu.be/HaWASHJv7Ks
Here’s tutorial how to prepare shit so it’s tasty https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
👁️👁️ That’s the Rick Astley URL
my partner and I did some butthole fingering at midnight up against a church the year we started dating
we’ve been together for 13 years
thank you jesus
It’s called the loophole!
If the loophole works it means God is okay with gay sex
Why do you think he put the prostate up there? 🤭
My first time was while vandalizing a church. Yeah it was pretty great. Be this couple’s unicorn.
What is it with Mormons and the name Becca? If I count all the Mormon Beccas I’ve met, then counted this girl, she wouldn’t even be on counted on my hands.
Rebecca is a beautiful name IMO, but it’s jewish (like etymologically) right?
Yeah, it’s from the Torah or Old Testament and is the name of Isaac’s wife. The name itself comes from the Hebrew for “to tie firmly” or “to bind.”
The name itself comes from the Hebrew for “to tie firmly” or “to bind.”
That explains a lot about the Rebecca I used to know.
I’m willing to go to church on her, not interested in the guy though
As long as you only soak it, he won’t be able to object.
Give him a chance. He just wants to watch.
Fine by me, I’ll teach him a few things like finding the clitoris
OK but that’s not her name.
Hey, man. I’d bang your wife if you’d let me. You seem like you might have some kinks.
Weird way of looking for a threesome with another threesome but okay.
“Come with us!”
Would. Both of them.
The only correct response
Hey, no kink shaming.
If I saw this in the wild, I’d immediately hire the most attractive single person I could find to reply to this ad, go to church with them, and low-key try to have sex with either/both of them on the side
I’ve found Bible Satan.
If that’s me, I hope it pays better than my current job…
