For 200m I could just hide in bed for a few days.
what if I don’t use a tape measure?
I can still measure other things, tho, right?
Bring it on
Ask someone else to measure it for me
Hate to break it to you, it’s out of tolerance, time for that non-conformance report.
“Uhh… it’s a little over the line, so that’s a half? So is that twenty three, one slash four, and a half?”
Sounds close enough to me! I’ll double-check in a few days if I need to, I appreciate your help! Here’s $10, buy yourself a banana
Pay em a buck
Nooo, my database is fucked!
What is her job?
TABLES!!
I can’t know how to hear more about tables!
I was actually measuring my desk today as I want to fit a draw under it.
A hwat?
Must be a small desk to only fit a draw. Larger ones can fit drawer. Industrial sized ones fit drawest.
Depends which table
I’ll just pay someone else to measure it.
No. It’s not worth the lasting damage it would cause. You’ll need to live with it for the rest of your life.
All the people answering “yes” so confidently are severely underestimating the life-altering consequences this sort of trauma can cause. No amount of money would ever fix it.
36 hours in and I would think I’m in the clear then someone would need some real help, like loading their truck to move some stuff for their kids party and ask me, “think it will all fit?” In that moment reflexes would lose the money.
Look, if I can’t slap my dick down on the table, life isn’t worth living. And, by definition, that is a form of dick measuring. Since it measures the dick against the table, the table is therefore measured against the dick.
However! If someone would volunteer to be a flesh table for the period of the no-table-measuring, that would be acceptable. If I can measure my dick against someone’s shoulders or hips, problem solved, and I’m 200 mil richer.
So no bananas for a couple days…
Sounds killer, but I’m up for the challenge
Wait, you guys measure tables?
I just eat off them
