Order 200m worth of tables demand 3 day delivery
What good is the 200 million then
You only have to do it for 2 days. Just put yourself into a medically induced coma for 2 days. Its easy money.
maybe i’m a fool, but i think i might be able to do it…
Worth a shot, eh?
Hard dilemma … Do you guarantee that the table will not change dimensions in those 2 days?
Needs some planning, there might be ways to avoid measuring a table for a while.For a while, maybe, but two whole days?
Wait, you guys measure tables?
I just eat off them
If the width and the hight of the table… Hold on… Oh crap i already lost the money.
Rogal Dorn, is that you?
I’ll just pay someone else to measure it.
I was actually measuring my desk today as I want to fit a draw under it.
A hwat?
Must be a small desk to only fit a draw. Larger ones can fit drawer. Industrial sized ones fit drawest.
Depends which table
What is her job?
TABLES!!
I can’t know how to hear more about tables!
Nooo, my database is fucked!
Ask someone else to measure it for me
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Hate to break it to you, it’s out of tolerance, time for that non-conformance report.
“Uhh… it’s a little over the line, so that’s a half? So is that twenty three, one slash four, and a half?”
Sounds close enough to me! I’ll double-check in a few days if I need to, I appreciate your help! Here’s $10, buy yourself a banana
Bring it on
I can still measure other things, tho, right?
