Don’t ask, don’t tell…
Eating ass is someone’s personal Vietnam.
And my personal moon landing
Not Uranus?
They must be doing it wrong
Not any kind of war I’d want to be a part of, anyway.
I’m joking, of course. War is stupid.
Fuck. That. Noise.
peace and love on planet earth <3
Is there anything that’s worth more?
If this is the intro to a porn video imma be so mad and kindly ask for the link.
Fire in the hole!
You ate Taco Bell yesterday, huh?
This is how they snuff out the trans soldiers.
Sniff*, eh? I think the snuff vids would have the heads underneath as heavy weights were placed on top…
This is called a humiliation ritual. Conformity and Team Building. The brothel of violence and brutality.
Oh boy … HumancentiPad … the army agreed to an iTunes user agreement
Hopefully he ate the vanilla paste and not the cuttlefish and asparagus.
The forehead wrinkles say “nope”.
Oh these pushups 😅
The closer you are to the crack the gayer you are, the further the harder the pushup is…
Why? Wouldn’t you gain a third limb to push up with?
This had better not awaken something in me
Ummm… Sir your weee is supposed to grow in a 180 not in a 90 degree?
Sfer fukin rown kerners
Digging trenches is an essential skill.
Half of the things they do in boot camp is just the drill instructor’s kink.
Say, uh, how does one become a drill instructor, exactly? My friend keeps asking.
Well you need to know a lot about the reproductive process of amphibians, so that you can tell others about it.
That and minor in aggressive rap music might help.
Also watching Bob Ross, as he used to be a drill instructor.
Well, first, you gotta join the military.
Only half?
So is this like a daisy chain or does someone not get their grundle munched? What about the poor guy with the breath of fresh air?
Let’s just hope nobody farts.
Looks like Diaz guy purposely moved down to fuck the guy behind him.
tbf, “fuck” is a matter of perspective.
Clearly he’s got a power bottom, since his bottom is generating all the power.
The power bottom is the powerhouse of the cell.
Classic Diaz
