Fire in the hole!
You ate Taco Bell yesterday, huh?
This is called a humiliation ritual. Conformity and Team Building. The brothel of violence and brutality.
Oh boy … HumancentiPad … the army agreed to an iTunes user agreement
Hopefully he ate the vanilla paste and not the cuttlefish and asparagus.
The forehead wrinkles say “nope”.
Oh these pushups 😅
The closer you are to the crack the gayer you are, the further the harder the pushup is…
Why? Wouldn’t you gain a third limb to push up with?
Ummm… Sir your weee is supposed to grow in a 180 not in a 90 degree?
Sfer fukin rown kerners
This had better not awaken something in me
If this is the intro to a porn video imma be so mad and kindly ask for the link.
Fuck. That. Noise.
peace and love on planet earth <3
Is there anything that’s worth more?
This is how they snuff out the trans soldiers.
Sniff*, eh? I think the snuff vids would have the heads underneath as heavy weights were placed on top…
Don’t ask, don’t tell…
Digging trenches is an essential skill.
Half of the things they do in boot camp is just the drill instructor’s kink.
Say, uh, how does one become a drill instructor, exactly? My friend keeps asking.
Well, first, you gotta join the military.
Well you need to know a lot about the reproductive process of amphibians, so that you can tell others about it.
That and minor in aggressive rap music might help.
Also watching Bob Ross, as he used to be a drill instructor.
Only half?
So is this like a daisy chain or does someone not get their grundle munched? What about the poor guy with the breath of fresh air?
Let’s just hope nobody farts.
Looks like Diaz guy purposely moved down to fuck the guy behind him.
Classic Diaz
tbf, “fuck” is a matter of perspective.
Clearly he’s got a power bottom, since his bottom is generating all the power.
The power bottom is the powerhouse of the cell.
Quoth Gay/Not Gay by King Missile:
See, look, uh, I-I know I’m homophobic, but not about gay guys. They don’t bother me at all. It’s straight guys who don’t know they’re gay… they fuck my shit right up
Like a guy calls me up and says, uh, “A bunch of us guys are gonna sit around in our underwear and watch the football game and drink beer and eat chips and, you know, maybe wrestle with each other a little, you know, just us guys. You wanna come over?” And I’m like, “No.”
