I think she’s a keeper
I think she’s a gtf away asap
Photo needs more HDR.
My brain is now forever tainted with the idea that you can, and some people do, boil bacon.
If you put a little water in the pan with cold bacon it will steam for a bit and help render out the fat before it then deep-fries in that fat. To much water and you get whatever this is.
Not even. You can totally submerge the bacon in a pan full of water. As you say, the fat renders out and you then fry it in that fat when the water all boils off.
This is literally just boiling it and taking it out of the water like it’s fucking spaghetti or something.
Y’all’ve seriously never tried grilling your bacon in the oven? The fat just melts off and leaves your bacon perfect. If you like it crispy, just leave it in for a bit longer.
Yea, I use my air fryer for everything. Wife wanted bacon so I figured what the hell, put it on bake and it was the best bacon ever and all the fat poured right out crystal clear.
Fried bacon fat is amazing…
There is only one true way to cook bacon and it’s in a CI pan and in it’s own grease.
In the oven is superior. You get an even cook and the rendered fat can be saved in the fridge for cooking later without all the charred bits that you get in a cast iron skillet.
A pig died so that she could boil a part of it into shoe leather. Then you had to eat it. The things we do for sex…
She found a way to remove excess salt and fat from the bacon without adding it to the eggs!
She found a way to remove excess
salt and fatflavor and texture from the bacon without adding it to the eggs!Ftfy
What crime did she commit against the Bacon?
I’m washing the pot now. It was boiled in the same pot water as the eggs. Saves electricity
I just fry my eggs in the bacon grease, same energy, probably not as healthy but it doesn’t look like a crime scene either.
Possibly less. Boiling a pot of water takes quite a lot of energy
You’re saving 2c and wasting bacon… If you want to boil everything maybe pick foods that aren’t depressing when boiled.
Damn… Wtf did you do to piss her off that she boiled the bacon while boiling the eggs?
Energy efficiency. It’s no crime to care about global warming 🧐
No no no. In this case it was a crime against the memory of that pig.
Fry it all on the same pan.
Bacon abuse is a crime.
I think this might be an exception…
Are we just ignoring the significant amount of energy it would take to get a pot of water up to a boil?
I’d assume if you care about global warming you’d also avoid eating meat. Maybe more important for beef than bacon though. Anyway, I interrupted your chewing, please continue!
The amount of energy you (as a consumer) use is nominal in comparison to big corporations; especially the big corporate farms. So you might as well heat up a second pan to make the bacon, because you’re suffering unnecessarily for no gains.
But make no mistake, what I said above is in no way a negative reflection on you or your future wife.
future ex- wife
ftfy
You’re as bad as the chauffeur, who – directly after my wedding ceremony – said “You still have 24 hours to change your mind”. 🙄
Classy
It’s my fault. I should’ve picked a different chauffeur when the first time I called them and said I was getting married, and his response was “oh, a standing funeral.” 🤦♂️
Oof yeah, definitely not a good start, is there a way to sound even more divorced than that?
The methane the pig and chicken made are worse than the gas it would take to cook them.
I’ll take an extra fire tornado, to never have to see that again
In that case I agree, def. a keeper.
I think you meant to type “in this case, it is!” but your typey sticks got a bit wayward and hit the wrong buttons. Happy to help :)
Is she… English?!
Our bacon is way better than that shit you philistine.
British food may get a bad rep, but if there’s one thing we know it’s a fucking fry up.
Fuck off. No English plate has seen bacon and eggs that grim.
Ooooh the breakfast horrors at my hotel in Paignton.
Can’t be, no beans.
Are you certain she likes you?
This was not an act of love, but rather the exact opposite
Crime against humanity
“May your bacon always be boiled.” is certainly a worthwhile curse.
Just Boiled Bacon 😧
I’d be grateful to have anyone in my life that would think to cook for me. I’d eat this without complaint and thank them.
Then, I’d offer to teach them to cook. We aren’t born knowing how, it’s a learned skill.
How was it?
Managed to choke it down with a healthy dollop of chili sauce :>
“Hey, why don’t I cook next time?”
