Concerning fact 3) They do have a connection, Zorg fires Corben at the beginning of the movie, but they never become aware of the fact. Corben is a nobody to Zorg and Zorg just a company to Corben.

He was actually just supposed to be Prince doing his thing, but after he refused Chris Tucker dialled it up to eleven. Which was exactly the right call.

Fart jokes are even older than ancient Egypt:

According to research led by Dr Paul McDonald, Senior lecturer at the University of Wolverhampton’s School of Humanities, Languages and Social Sciences, the oldest example of recorded humour dates back to at least 1900 BC and is a Sumerian proverb warning new husbands about their flatulent brides: “Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband’s lap.” The joke, which follows a structure, was found on tablets from the Old Babylonian period but may date back as far as 2,300 BC.

The shareholders that decide that where put there by Musk personally. When Tesla crashes and burns, they are making sure Musk has more than enough money to give them a few cushy billions for their service (if they will actually get that money is doubtful though, but most grifters think they can’t get grifted themselves)

Yes, except they’re no wizards, they are warlords employing wizards.

Also, the “satan” that is the Torah is actually more of a job title, that of an “accuser”.

Which is also the definition of evil according to the persecutor at the Nuremberg trials.

Is Trump that demented that he actually thinks all those people are Melania? I wouldn’t be surprised.

He desperately wants to say “We have the greatest nuclear tests, people come to me with tears in their eyes and thank me for all the nuclear tests!”

The only thing is, that climate chage will seriously fuck us all anyway and on the current course will lead to billions, not millions, of people becoming displaced from regions that have become inhospitable to human life.

I mean it has an orange rotting pumpkin with a head full of mush, so there’s that.

Man, I hope I get to be on top of the skull pile.

He’s in the new Knives Out movie, so he’s already working again.

I also play Rise right now, this game holds up incredibly well graphically for a ten year old game (the first one slightly less so).

Agreed, but Mary McDonnell as the mother is also absolutely amazing.

They definitely hadn’t thought his motivation through by the time of Guardians of the Galaxy, where it’s stated that Ronan killed all of Drax’s people for him.

Yeah, people who nitpick about that tend to ignore that all of Lord of the Rings is supposed to be a translation.

He’s only eating cheeseburger from McD and well-done steaks with ketchup though. I wish I was making this up. He’s testament to the difference being obscenely rich makes to healthcare.

Cool, a Dead-Internet-Browser, right on time for Halloween. Spooky!

I don’t trust anything coming out of Elon’s fascisthole. Deleted the app when he bought it and never looked back.