No, they said discrete. Each mammoth dildo is individually wrapped.
Ah, screte/screet. Motherfucker.
Skeet
Is it legal to shot someone after you post a sign?
yep, double tap recommended at a gas station
Now that’s a big load!
Seems like my package has been delayed in transit!
It’s the dildo of consequence heading for D.C. I hope it gets there soon.
Hopefully unlubed.
The dildo of consequence ALWAYS arrives un-lubed.
Found moist critical’s lemmy account
LPT.
If you’re using a toy that big, the neighbors and the police already know what’s going on
Responding for a friend
What does LPT stand for?
Life Pro Tip.
Reminds me of Sammy Snake from Phoenix Nights.
That’s contraband in the state of Texas.
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What is it actually? Is it some price of industrial equipment that just happens to look like a Johnson? Or is it part of a parade float or something?
I appreciate the effort but i kinda hope that the satanic temple or someone is up to some epic trolling instead
I wonder if this is Nevada, where you see them transporting military equipment on trucks all the time. Like missiles and bombs. Wondering if someone got creative with the covering.
What is that thing in the sky? It looks like a huge…
JOHNSON!
Yes sir?
Woody? Woody Harrelson?
Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this
Dick! take a look out of starboard. My God! It looks like a huge…
“It’s a twenty-foot cock and balls man. It don’t look like nothing else.”
Now that’s a strapon if I’ve ever seen one. And it might actually get off if it goes flacid halfway 🤔
I hope your mom is enjoying her new dildo.
That’s actually the return trip to Wish.com. Those pictures always overpromise, she didn’t expect the miniature version.
Paging Dr. Evil.
