I can’t work on those keyboards either!

But seriously, what’s the rest of the dog look like?

Original sender is a comete twatwaffle.

I know I’m getting upset at a shitty picture, but driving distractions are a dick move

If only!

That’s an A-grade anvil magnet. You got a licence for that??

Holy crap that was a fascinating rabbit hole, thanks folks!

So as the electric field intensifies the ions do their apartheid thing and become more conductive, ultimately leading to the arc?

This will help my nightmares, I’m sure https://electricityforum.com/iep/arc-flash/arc-flash-temperature

Lovely, see you there

Yes, that bit is terrifying

Hang on …so they wear the plastic bags? I’m still confused!

What …do you use the plastic bag it comes in or something?

Do share the results, especially in work meetings

Whole roll, though!

Aw man, indeed!

I’m in the bathroom on the 8th floor of a hospital building, so I figure it’s at least some of the wall? Hourly not the whole building though

At least it’ll be warm?

What_ever_!

…skill issue?

I presume your wife just needs more literalism and brain worms / absurdism

Now that’s something to put on a cake!

Holy shit, imagine if Saddam became the Christ?

Maybe we’re not on the worst timeline after all

Glad they included it, honestly

What a disgrace!

What, the carnivorous ones?