#dozeydonald
He’s just playing the the mushroom.
You man the acorn in the mud? There’s no stem
I hope they can open a window or something
Why is a) He even in there? b) still wearing that stupid hat?
B: It has become an even lamer version of the swastika armband.
Don’t see the kid anywhere in the image, so gotta have something to go on the head.
Nah, the kid isn’t a hat, he’s a human shield.
People are far less likely to shoot evil billionaires (and infinitely less likely to do so and gain public sympathy) if they do it near their spawn, so he’s been bringing his 4yo everywhere he thinks he might otherwise be shot ever since people started celebrating Luigi.
They executed the kids during the Spartacus Revolt. Gotta make sure the slave owners kids don’t come back for revenge.
Can’t see how a billionaire’s kid is any different - it’s really nothing personal.
He has seven of those horcruxes
Every time I see him with his kid, I can’t help but think of the Insufferable comic where the dude’s got baby body armor
Doesn’t want people to see his botched hair implants
Little Xevlar was pulling his plugs out during the compulsory shoulder rides.
Xevlar
Did you come up with that? It’s fucking top notch funny. I don’t laugh much these days.
I wish. It was doing the rounds when he started wearing the kid-helmet and I can’t forget it.
Ugh I don’t want to be that guy but this looks maybe AI generated? I can’t find a source with reverse image look up either. Does anyone know if this is legit?
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Used it, looks a little like the room and tea cups from here: https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:President_Trump_Meets_with_the_Prime_Minister_of_the_Netherlands_(48317650976).jpg
Which is does note as the cabinet room
I can find it at https://www.cnn.com/politics/live-news/trump-administration-news-02-26-25/index.html
With the photo credited to, Brian Snyder/Reuters
AI can’t do multiple lifelike faces like that.
Maybe if it was “random” people, but the prompting to get trump, Lil Bobby, and Elmo right without contaminating every face with the same look is too much.
If just really high resolution and almost a dogfish lens.
Plus, the lighting in that room probably cost 20k and they’ve got the brightness turned down so the presidents can nap.
Nice soft lighting helps people do stuff while trump and Biden nap.
Don’t forget we’re almost a decade into incompetent geriatric empty suits.
The White House probably shares a lot of traits with a nursing home by now.
I can’t even get AI to do two separate faces without just getting two people who look like both. Maybe with more advanced tools and whatnot.
Doesn’t reverse image search need to, uh, index sites with the images first?
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You don’t say?!
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It is mine as well. I honestly don’t know who made it, but I am sure it should be spread out across the world in large numbers.
Thank you, unknown creator.
Only if souls have a smell.
Full diapers and DMSO (If RFK Jr is present)
What is DMSO? I need all the ammo I can get talking to people in my area that are already regretting Trump. But they say shit like it’s ok, RFK is there, I wanted to vote for him anyway. Hedging their bets.
DMSO is an industrial solvent that was all the rage in the late 70’s/early 80’s because people said it had magic powers to cure everything. By itself it showed some uses for pain relief but it also has the ability to absorb other chemicals and transfer those chemicals through the skin - which could have bad results.
People who use it repeatedly have a sulfur-ish funk to them.
I don’t know if RFKjr uses DMSO, but it seems up his alley.
While I have saved this for later distribution, it looks more like he’s checking his phone. Either way, he’s not paying attention.
He’s obviously looking at his phone. This isn’t the burn the meme makes it out to be.
The real fucked up shit is the world’s richest man addressing the Cabinet. In a fucking baseball hat.
Yes, outrage farming misinformation doesn’t belong here (or anywhere).
Engage with reality, don’t cheer on lies because they’re lies that you like.
It should be pretty obvious the kind of damage that can be caused by people living in alternative-fact-based realities.
That’s what it looks like to me. To be honest though just about everything on the internet is probably more important than what Elongated is saying.
Oh my God this comment just made me realize when the inevitable Watergate type scandal happens with this administration it will be called Elongate
I think we need to retire -gate. Watergate was a laughable nothing of a scandal compared to what the Trump regime does daily.
-a-lago
I think we need to retire -gate.
OK. But please let us have Elongate first. It’s almost like centuries of English language evolution have led us to this moment.
I’ll allow it.
Obviously? No. There is no possible way his hands could be holding that phone. And we all know he is absolutely a 2-handing smart phone user. He can barely hold a 16oz bottle of water. Probably a 15.9oz at that.
his eyes are closed.
He’s just diddling his phone, writing some stupid shit in all caps on his stupid social network.
More likely he twatting or truthing…whatever the term
He is really old, he’ll be 79 in june. How many people that are that age, you hear they die, and you’re like, “mmhmm, they had a long life.” He should be at his country clubs being racist and assaulting women like all the other republicans. Retire, it’s just a job man.
He did retire. Here he is asleep in his chair like grandpa after thanksgiving dinner. Musk’s in charge now.
president musk, and TRUMP is not even at the front of the table hes at one of the low level pleb seats.
That’s the spot all the recent history presidents have sat at for cabinet meetings. Here’s one from 1976. https://www.fordlibrarymuseum.gov/ford-administration-cabinet-meeting-minutes
He is 2 years younger than my grandad. And I would not trust my grandpa to run the country. He is just too old.
I would dead ass rather roll the dice with your granddad
I would rather roll the dice with my own granddad, and he’s already dead
cant fuck up things more than trump
White House at Bernie’s
White House at Bernie’s
Ironic really that this is what we got. Bernie at White House would have been a lot better.
Sadly he could not ever run because he does not have citzenship nor has he ever been to the US afaik. He has been to Mexico though. Maybe that counts.
Only $5 million to get a “Gold” card!
He HAS been to the US then. The United States of Mexico.
Let’s hope the coke and the ketamine are doing their jobs in Muskrat’s body and brain.
Trump looks like he’s powered down
How do we make that permanent?
Gun practice, or find somebody with the flu to cough on him
What is up with the hand of the person on the bottom left corner?
Looks like a right hand gripping the table
Shadow.
OT, but what do you mean “Sign-in Required” when trying to read the post on bluesky, weren’t they supposed to be better than twitter?
This user has requested that their content only be shown to signed-in users.
Huh. I guess that’s a feature Bluesky offers. TIL.
So the enshittification begins… I can’t think of a single valid reason for wanting only account-havers to view your post.
This is a way to slightly make a block work better to keep away from stalkers. Yes, a stalker can create another account. But it does add an additional small speed bump.
It was just added recently, like within a week or so. At least it’s the users choice unlike Twitter.
Correct, I noticed the feature recently too. I’d imagine it’s anti-spam (or at least anti-lurk?) but it’s not like you can comment without an account.
I don’t see a good enough reason to toggle that unless you’re expecting a non-user to leak it to another platform to make fun of you (e.g. Lemmy) and obviously we’re proof enough that it isn’t much of a deterrent, lol.
It’s a way to dip their toe into being closed off. Right now it’s a “user choice” so some people can slowly build the wall while feeling good about “blocking AI scrapers” (they’ll get around it no problem) or “blocking stalkers” (they’ll get around it no problem) or “blocking [next week’s bogeyman]” and all of a sudden everyone has to make an account to interact with the website but it was oRgAnIc™
Bunch of boot lickers dressed like him
50 l 50 he’s looking at memory of “that one time with Epstein and those girls”, or in a Big Mac coma.