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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years ago
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  • mEEGal@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    preposterous !

  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Forget about e-girls. Embrace i-ladies.

  • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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    2 years ago

    Don’t be ridiculous!

  • introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zoneBanned
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    2 years ago

    Femboys implies the existence of femgirls

    • syl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      Tomboys imply the existence of tomgirls

      • introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zoneBanned
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        2 years ago

        😮

      • LouNeko@lemmy.world
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        2 years ago

        *Jerrygirls

        • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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          2 years ago

          Rigged for your pleasure??

        • potoooooooo 🥔@lemmy.world
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          Which itself suggests Jerryboys.

        • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Wouldn’t it be a fem name? Like Jennygirls?

          • LouNeko@lemmy.world
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            2 years ago

            Tom and Jerry

            • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              2 years ago

              Lol

        • syl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          2 years ago

          *Huckleberrygirls

  • NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space
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    2 years ago

    Legend says if you go outside and touch grass you may run into one.

    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      How is it that grass has girl summoning powers? Is this power still present if the grass is ground to a fine white powder, combined with other ingredients and baked into a loaf- or baguette-shaped object?

      • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works
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        How is it that grass has girl summoning powers?

        It doesn’t. However, basements full of empty mountain bottles, ohego posters, and cumrags contain girl repellant.

    • morrowind@lemmy.ml
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      The legends failed to mention that even in you run into one, keeping it around is a lot harder

    • poke@sh.itjust.works
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      Omg just like Pokémon

      • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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        Damn, I must have a world record for avoiding random encounters

    • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.worlddeleted by creator
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      deleted by creator

    • Sabata@ani.social
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      But the eldrich death eye will melt off my skin and hurt my eyes, also the grass makes my nose run.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      I suppose some mysteries won’t ever be solved.

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    People just keep inventing silly things we dont need, never have.

  • Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz
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    Big if true

  • Cjwii@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    Don’t believe everything you read on the internet! Keep sending those donations and hit the subscription button.

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  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    Stop spreading misinformation!

  • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Egirls are electronic girls, implying there are mechanical girls.

    • rumba@lemmy.zip
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      I’m married to one, they start to wear out around 40 years or so

      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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        With regular maintenance you’ll find they improve with maturity.

        • rumba@lemmy.zip
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          We’re well behind on maintenance, trying to true up is a bitch :)

          Fortunately, I’ve got a lot of the same failures so we’re in good company.

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      i think it implies there’s acoustic girls out there, and can confirm, i know a few!

    • Elgenzay@lemmy.ml
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      Digital girls implies the existence of analog girls

    • fool@programming.dev
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      A cogirl is a cogirloid in the category of cogirlfunctors

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      The cumeradeship is real.

  • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works
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    I’m glad that I live in the present day rather than the primitive times when I would have had to interact with other people face-to-face in order to survive. I can’t even imagine how horrible that must have been.

    (How did sex even work back then? Did you have to convince another person to just stand there posing naked every time you wanted to masturbate?)

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      Imagination (most important). Books, drawings. Also you can’t miss what you don’t know exists. People were probably content with what they had. Or just wanted things that were around them.

      Edit: oh yeah, they got married Early

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        Sorry, I was kidding. I know what people did/do.

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    I just got used to the 3D ones! Im scared

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    deleted by creator

    • Zidane@sh.itjust.works
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      Are these things related?

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