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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 months ago
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  • Diplomjodler@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Stop spreading misinformation!

  • Scott_of_the_Arctic@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    Don’t be ridiculous!

  • mEEGal@lemmy.world
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    5 months ago

    preposterous !

  • introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    5 months ago

    Femboys implies the existence of femgirls

    • syl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      5 months ago

      Tomboys imply the existence of tomgirls

      • LouNeko@lemmy.world
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        5 months ago

        *Jerrygirls

        • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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          Wouldn’t it be a fem name? Like Jennygirls?

          • LouNeko@lemmy.world
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            5 months ago

            Tom and Jerry

            • photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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              5 months ago

              Lol

        • ivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.world
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          Which itself suggests Jerryboys.

        • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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          5 months ago

          Rigged for your pleasure??

        • syl@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          5 months ago

          *Huckleberrygirls

      • introvertcatto@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        5 months ago

        😮

  • NerdInSuspenders@leminal.space
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    5 months ago

    Legend says if you go outside and touch grass you may run into one.

    • Sabata@ani.social
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      But the eldrich death eye will melt off my skin and hurt my eyes, also the grass makes my nose run.

    • poke@sh.itjust.works
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      Omg just like Pokémon

      • edgemaster72@lemmy.world
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        Damn, I must have a world record for avoiding random encounters

    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world
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      How is it that grass has girl summoning powers? Is this power still present if the grass is ground to a fine white powder, combined with other ingredients and baked into a loaf- or baguette-shaped object?

      • the_crotch@sh.itjust.works
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        How is it that grass has girl summoning powers?

        It doesn’t. However, basements full of empty mountain bottles, ohego posters, and cumrags contain girl repellant.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      I suppose some mysteries won’t ever be solved.

    • morrowind@lemmy.ml
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      The legends failed to mention that even in you run into one, keeping it around is a lot harder

    • LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world
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      I don’t believe in grass. Never seen it.

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    People just keep inventing silly things we dont need, never have.

  • Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz
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    Big if true

  • Cjwii@lemm.ee
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    5 months ago

    Don’t believe everything you read on the internet! Keep sending those donations and hit the subscription button.

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  • PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Egirls are electronic girls, implying there are mechanical girls.

    • rumba@lemmy.zip
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      I’m married to one, they start to wear out around 40 years or so

      • Knock_Knock_Lemmy_In@lemmy.world
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        With regular maintenance you’ll find they improve with maturity.

        • rumba@lemmy.zip
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          We’re well behind on maintenance, trying to true up is a bitch :)

          Fortunately, I’ve got a lot of the same failures so we’re in good company.

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      i think it implies there’s acoustic girls out there, and can confirm, i know a few!

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      A cogirl is a cogirloid in the category of cogirlfunctors

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      Digital girls implies the existence of analog girls

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    deleted by creator

    • Zidane@sh.itjust.works
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      Are these things related?

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    I’m glad that I live in the present day rather than the primitive times when I would have had to interact with other people face-to-face in order to survive. I can’t even imagine how horrible that must have been.

    (How did sex even work back then? Did you have to convince another person to just stand there posing naked every time you wanted to masturbate?)

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      Imagination (most important). Books, drawings. Also you can’t miss what you don’t know exists. People were probably content with what they had. Or just wanted things that were around them.

      Edit: oh yeah, they got married Early

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        Sorry, I was kidding. I know what people did/do.

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      The cumeradeship is real.

  • thesohoriots@lemmy.world
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    I just got used to the 3D ones! Im scared

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    Forget about e-girls. Embrace i-ladies.

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