Sabata

My friend think he’s the best LoL player ever and the smartest man on earth. Iron 4.

There is no upper limit so it keeps growing untill you stop shaking.

Guess what, the Ceation Engine still has 1 good milking left before it kills the studio.

I’m not holding my breath on the next Elder Scrolls.

Perfectly legal since the state owned the equipment being used to ruin lives.

I know of a few small stores that owe their livelihoods to the local gambling addicts and the lottery machine. The entire business if dedicated to a few whales since selling snacks and coffee to randos didn’t work out and they would otherwise close. They even set up private rooms where they could sped the day scratching tickets as they would come in and blow and entire pay/welfare/retirement check.

The logic is always the same, “I’m up $500 today” not even calculating the losses and “I just need one big win”. People will farm gamblers like cattle.

I got that one figured out. I get to hide alone in the server room and only actually do a few hours of work when things are actually broken.
8/10-The pay is a bit crap and I have to wear pants.

Rejection Sensitive Dysphoria

Aw crap, it reads like a character sheet… Guess I’m binging this now.

The trauma of dad trying his best with 6th grade math homework he can’t actually do…

Most have tried make their own launchers/markets and failed since they are too greedy to build up trust.

Too honest? I do sorta have my shit together currently, atleast.

My parents called me lazy and unmotivated when I didn’t have an executive position at Google right out of highschool wile also saying I’m wasting my life on computers.

Got a “life sucks, then you die” any time I had any problems.

I just want a low effort life where I can be cozy. I’d probably taste test another gun if my job was stressful.

To be fair, I would still be panicking without my bones.

Oil tycoons

This is tax fraud using religion as a shield and a means to contoll the local rabble.

The company that sells ships in an unfinished game with IRL money that cost more than a real car is being scum? surprisedPikachu.gif

Mentioning Lemmy will get you censored on reddit.

I watched it to drink every time Vance said something incredibly stupid. I had to stop drinking half way for my own safety.

People don’t want to pay for Disneyfied corpo slop that the HR department and advertisers signed off on. A public company lacks the soul to imbue into a creative project.

Oh… I’ll put my pants back on then.

Well, it’s certainly not 2.

No one could survive a puncture wound from that jar.