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          17 hours ago

          Eight! And wow, you are so mad about it, you came back 12 hours later! Now, I demand you go to twenty! Do it, Trigger! Go, boy! Go!

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              17 hours ago

              Nine! Almost there, Trigger! I’m gonna go to sleep now and when I wake up, it better be ten or I’m gonna be so mad!

              (I won’t though, I love you, Trigger. You’re the best pooch ever. You do everything I command.)

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                  6 hours ago

                  Ten! Halfway there! Good doggie, Trigger! You are definitely proving that, out of the two of us, I am the one with the ego issue!

                  I wonder how often you have checked, only to furiously see I hadn’t responded yet.

                  Did you stay up late, Trigger?