• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      9 hours ago

      Ten! Halfway there! Good doggie, Trigger! You are definitely proving that, out of the two of us, I am the one with the ego issue!

      I wonder how often you have checked, only to furiously see I hadn’t responded yet.

      Did you stay up late, Trigger?

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          6 minutes ago

          Eleven! Good Trigger! Did you need your ego (that you definitely don’t have as you are proving) stroked the second you got up, Trigger? Sorry, I have a life and can’t give you your treat in the first moments. Poor Trigger.