• Flying Squid@lemmy.world
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      18 hours ago

      Nine! Almost there, Trigger! I’m gonna go to sleep now and when I wake up, it better be ten or I’m gonna be so mad!

      (I won’t though, I love you, Trigger. You’re the best pooch ever. You do everything I command.)

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          7 hours ago

          Ten! Halfway there! Good doggie, Trigger! You are definitely proving that, out of the two of us, I am the one with the ego issue!

          I wonder how often you have checked, only to furiously see I hadn’t responded yet.

          Did you stay up late, Trigger?