I mean, its already a thing.

In many countries if you invest at least $500,000 in the country and create at least X number of jobs, you get an immigration visa.

Life is literally pay to win, if you are rich, you can just buy yourself the right to go to any country.

Verdict: PET ME HOOMAN 😿

I mean… you do know someone can just take a screenshot, right?

And even if you use the Android thing that blocks screenshots, they can still take a photo with another phone.

You need to trust the other person for there to be any “privacy”.

Wanna go to a place worse than hell? Because that’s how you get to 十八层地狱 (-18th level of Hell)

Remember how the US government said Huawei was a national security threat?

Well, EU, y’all might wanna take notes, Starlink is just the US’s “Huawei”.

Why is there a red dot on the hand? My cat ran over and PAWed my phone out of my hand.

trump: fucks up the US economy, then dies

vance: “IT WAS THE PREVIOUS PRESIDENT’S FAULT!” (technically correct, his predecessor was trump)

absolute “5D Chess” lmfao 🤣

And my axes! (as in 2 “ax”, not plural of axis)

Tbf, you shouldn’t take news from a comedian.

They are meant to entertain, not inform. If they side with one party too much, they lose viewers.

They need views from “both sides” which is the precise reason why they have to “both sides” everything.

You need at least two axes (plural of “axis”) to describe political ideologies.

“Both sides bad, bit aT leAsT tRuMp iS hOnEst aBoUt iT!”

The Honesty:
“You won’t have to vote anymore”
“Dictator on day one”

Yea but the comment I replied to was talking about jamming, they’d probably be able to detect what frequency you are trasmitting on and jam those too. Only a hard-wired cable is immune to jamming.

Problem is, piefed in run on a different code so you can’t just convert the lemmy database into piefed.

With a Lemmy fork, the transition would be seamless.

Inb4 netanyahu starts saying “Homegrown ‘Antisemites’ and start deporting them to El Salvador”

My brother runs away from the microwave whenever my parents turn it on… 🤣🤦‍♂️

Did I mention he’s vaccine skeptical?

“These pesky brown people should stop criticizing our glorious leader and savior Donald Trump, if they don’t like Trump, they shoud go back to their country”

Sound familiar? This is what you sound like.

Meh, maybe some non-tankie (and also non-right-wing) programmer can step up and we start working on a fork and we’ll donate? Maybe?

Anyone? 👀

Bad timing, but I’m guessing they ran out of funding to continue app development, since now they have so much legal battles to do. The app was already broken, buggy, and barely functional for the past 5 years.

We need a contraption where a cable is connecting your body cam to a friend following you, and the recording is synched through the cable to a storage device they hold. Then if SHTF, the friend can run with the footage they have and give it a reputable journalist or ACLU.

Step 1: Wear a ski mask Step 2: Shoplift? Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit?

(Step 3 is getting caught and becoming a prison slave 🙃; So yes “Profit” just not for you)