The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agoPrices are out of controllemmy.worldimagemessage-square122fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
arrow-up11arrow-down1imagePrices are out of controllemmy.worldThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square122fedilink
minus-squarethrowawayacc0430@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·22 hours agoStep 1: Wear a ski mask Step 2: Shoplift? Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit? (Step 3 is getting caught and becoming a prison slave 🙃; So yes “Profit” just not for you)
minus-squareHowAbt2morrow@futurology.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·21 hours agoDress up as ICE and state that this is material needed to trap Irish thugs living illegally in the US.
minus-squareRageAgainstTheRich@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·20 hours agoSooooo a mask, sunglasses, a hoodie and no identification? 🥷
minus-squareflicker@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·21 hours agoYou could also demand to see the kerrygold’s papers, and then leave with it.
minus-squareHeathcliff@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·22 hours agoAt least the butter might come in handy (or by other limbs).
Step 1: Wear a ski mask Step 2: Shoplift? Step 3: ??? Step 4: Profit?
(Step 3 is getting caught and becoming a prison slave 🙃; So yes “Profit” just not for you)
Dress up as ICE and state that this is material needed to trap Irish thugs living illegally in the US.
Sooooo a mask, sunglasses, a hoodie and no identification? 🥷
You could also demand to see the kerrygold’s papers, and then leave with it.
At least the butter might come in handy (or by other limbs).