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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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LinkedIn 3rd person

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HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish ·
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    I wrote my resume exclusively in second-person POV, to reel the recruiter in and set the scene for what it would be like to work with me (bad)

    You pull up Mister Doctor’s resumé and scan the contents starting with the summary section. Mister Doctor has chosen to write his resumé in second-person perspective you note, hoping to impress you with a spark of originality. You hate it, he has failed.

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      this just makes me wish my resume ever got read by real humans anymore… at least then i could be cute with it.

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      I’ve read this is the Stanley Parable narrator’s voice, which I assume is the intent.

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        Absolutely same!

      • SHOW_ME_YOUR_ASSHOLE@lemm.ee
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        I’m reading it like the Broken Earth books.

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        It was the narrator from Actual Cannibal Shia Lebouf for me

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          ooh, that one is pretty good too

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          5 months ago

          Rob cantor?

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