elon should just neural-link his brain to x<fuck that guy>com and leave the rest of us in peace.
lets compromise here.
so who can build a mysterious guillotine?
Nah the guillotine builder must remain unknown and the guillotine just mysteriously appears.
Is there an SCP guillotine?
Jim Bell
The Riddler’s anarchist cousin?
The Joker?
I propose a Rube Goldberg Machine guillotine.
Who knows? Could be a bullet to the back!
The adjuster part 2 the adjusters
I’m sure that he has bodyguards who would make that a more unlikely outcome than the other guy.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump orders his execution/assassination, though. All of these Trump supporters are playing with fire.
When they remove all the legal levers of change, only extralegal levers remain.
Which extralegal lever yeets all billionaires into the sun and redistributes their wealth? Also, is there a chocolate ice cream lever?
I’m thinking Elon never had a proper childhood, so he’s in that phase now of getting out those playground taunts. Imagine having the supposed intellect, the power to pull people together to accomplish things, and the money to make it happen. And this is what he does now. What a waste.
Imagine having the supposed intellect, the power to pull people together to accomplish things, and the money to make it happen.
He has one out of three.
In a perfect world, it would be zero out of three.
I’m thinking Elon never had a proper childhood
Neither did Michael Jackson, but he never did anything bad to any adult…
Very careful wording there
Someone pointed out that no matter what Space Karen has or can buy himself, he will never be cool, and that’s what gets his goat the most.
The guy is literally Cartman with a lot of money.
He’s JP from Grandma’s Boy but hasn’t ever done anything actually notable.
Throwing money at people more intelligent than you then taking credit for the success doesn’t make you a genius.
Throwing money at people more intelligent than you then taking credit for the success doesn’t make you a genius.
No, that would make them Thomas Edison.
Couldn’t be less likeable if he tried. I feel like if I just told him this every day on Twitter he’d have a breakdown because it’s what bothers him most of all underneath it all.
He’d just ban you, that’s why he bought that platform, his ego can’t handle not being in a safe space.
Yes, but it would bother him that I said it. A lot.
He’s desperate to claw back to the days when he’s the IRL Tony Stark
If he had a goal other than accumulation of money and power then he would have stopped accumulating and would have started doing long before now.
It hasn’t been nice
I hope he is genuinely scared.
I hope we see videos of him sprinting to his car.
Which then proceeds to self-drive itself directly into the surface of the sun - inexplicably, but to the approval of all.
The inventor of the Segway died because his Segway drove off a cliff. I wish Elon a happy selfdriving holiday along the edge of the entire Grand Canyon. Come on Tesla! You can do it! Don’t forget to bring enough ketamine Elon!
It wasn’t the inventor it was an owner/investor. Just like Musk, he didn’t invent anything he just threw cash at things.
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna39377851
People confuse investors with inventors way too often.
Damn. I love researching things before posting them, this one slipped through somehow.
Thanks mate!
The real tragedy of 2024 is that Matthew Perry and Elon Musk’s fates were clearly switched somehow.
He’s burned the left. He’s burned the right. The only place left for him is Ohio and he deserves it.
Hasn’t Ohio suffered enough!?
What infuriates me almost as much as chili on spaghetti is that the bowl is so full you can’t possibly eat it without dropping cheese and chili all over the plate underneath and probably all over the table.
Tbf, that’s what the second plate is for. 😅
looks kind of good tbh
Dont lump Cincinnati in with the rest of us!
Wtf is that??
Cincinnati chili. It’s a local food that locals love but most people not from there hate. It’s got cinnamon and a sweet flavor that most people don’t expect from chili.
I’m so sorry to introduce you to Cincinnati Chili.
God truly has abandoned us
Insofar that existing in the first place isn’t a requirement for abandonment? Yes.
I understand my tastes might be bad, but what’s wrong with the chili? (Other than it being overfilled)
It’s amazing and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
It may not be obvious at first glance but there is pasta underneath.
I thought those were just onions!
No.
But I agree, this would be cruel and unusual
Ohio knows what they did
That’s a little close to me can we send him to like Idaho or something
As an Ohioan, Musk can fuck off thank you
Your hatred is completely justified but don’t subject it to Elon Musk. If any state deserves it, it’s Florida.
Can’t we just do it properly and charge him with purjury on his citizenship papers, deport him and turn the company shares he owns over to the people who work at the companies, say divide them evenly by hours worked since he acquired the shares. So whether your a dock worker or an engineer, if you both worked 40 hours, you get equal shares.
There’s a Guillotine for him in Ohio
It’s… Uhhhhhhh
At an acquaintance’s house.
“It will be a guillotine,” says guy supporting Musk by using his platform.
The guillotine will be on a platform all right.
Idk man, I’m fine with cutting costs, have you seen the price of lumber these days… sheesh.
Aw shucks. There’s goes my “Wicker Man” idea.
wicker is generally a lot cheaper than lumber
There’s the possibility that instead of dropping-out some people may be infiltrating and taking over…
But they’re not, because that’s not how any of this works
How would that work.
Do you think you’ll take over Walmart by shopping there?
No. But by not buying certain items - or through massive shoplifting and vandalism - I can affect their bottom line and, subsequently, their business direction… if there’s like minded people who roll my way.
Oh, my sweet summer child.
Ah, that’s cute. I may have misunderstood your tone and statement - and apologise if I have - but I think that’s the first time I’ve been condescended to in about thirty years. Big up yourself, adult person who knows how the world works… 😉
So you’re going to shoplift and vandalize…twitter? Also you’re planning to boycott their only product by patronizing the product?
Nelson Mandela learnt to speak Afrikaans… how’d that work out in the end? Did that convicted terrorist have no contact with his apartheid opposition or did he, (how can I phrase this?), perhaps, in some way, infiltrate and take over; eventually?
Remind me, also, but where are the terrorist leaders of the IRA now? Oh, that’s right, being elected by their constituents.
The master’s tools will never dismantle the master’s house.
He only owns the tools… he doesn’t necessarily know how to use or make the tools.
Haha imagine being from norrland and even being proud of it /s
where are the date stamps… or fake musk memes are just now accepted as is?
With that being said… nobody would cry is Saint Luigi visited this parasite.
I heard something recently about them removing timestamps from Twitter. It sounds moronic, so makes sense that they did it.
I’ll just blame Adrian Dittman.
Professor Plum, in the normal human sex room on musk’s backup yacht, with the antique bludgeoning emerald.
Please God let him die under mysterious circumstances. I’ll take the fucking W when I see it.
Watch that person get raided
