He’ll live to 100 like Jimmy Carter. 🤢
I remember when he promised he was going to go to Mars personally. I wish he just would
lets compromise here.
so who can build a mysterious guillotine?
Jim Bell
I propose a Rube Goldberg Machine guillotine.
The Riddler’s anarchist cousin?
The Joker?
Nah the guillotine builder must remain unknown and the guillotine just mysteriously appears.
Is there an SCP guillotine?
Who knows? Could be a bullet to the back!
The adjuster part 2 the adjusters
I’m sure that he has bodyguards who would make that a more unlikely outcome than the other guy.
I wouldn’t be surprised if Trump orders his execution/assassination, though. All of these Trump supporters are playing with fire.
When they remove all the legal levers of change, only extralegal levers remain.
Which extralegal lever yeets all billionaires into the sun and redistributes their wealth? Also, is there a chocolate ice cream lever?
Didn’t VP Trump come out on his side already? Clearly President Musk has nothing to fear.
I hope he is genuinely scared.
I hope we see videos of him sprinting to his car.
Which then proceeds to self-drive itself directly into the surface of the sun - inexplicably, but to the approval of all.
The inventor of the Segway died because his Segway drove off a cliff. I wish Elon a happy selfdriving holiday along the edge of the entire Grand Canyon. Come on Tesla! You can do it! Don’t forget to bring enough ketamine Elon!
It wasn’t the inventor it was an owner/investor. Just like Musk, he didn’t invent anything he just threw cash at things.
https://www.nbcnews.com/id/wbna39377851
People confuse investors with inventors way too often.
Damn. I love researching things before posting them, this one slipped through somehow.
Thanks mate!
The real tragedy of 2024 is that Matthew Perry and Elon Musk’s fates were clearly switched somehow.
Remember kids: always accuse others of what YOU YOURSELF are already doing, BEFORE they find out about you.
That way, when they try to unveil the actual truth, it just seems like they’re being petty or reciprocating.
Plans are afoot somewhere out there hopefully
Billions of dollars and he still needs endless attention. I assume the money was just a ploy to get more attention. Issues with his parents in childhood maybe?
We all have issues. I guess it’s comforting knowing that all the money in the world won’t help.
Guy who shoots up ozempic and god knows what else, suddenly dies, it won’t be mysterious
Ozempic nearly killed my spouse. He’s in a class action lawsuit against the makers of it now.
Ooc how? Working in Healthcare myself I’ve been anticipating the monkeys paw on that one for some time now.
He was taking it for his diabetes as prescribed by his doctor. Diabetics are prone to getting diabetic gastroparesis, which is caused by nerve damage to the muscles of the stomach which in turn causes delayed gastric emptying into the intestine. It turns out Ozempic causes gastroparesis and other GI symptoms. So it gave him the nerve damage, and when we were on vacation he got a near constant case of diarrhea, and got COVID on the way home to boot; thankfully we are extremely vaccinated so it was mild. But the diarrhea persisted and persisted, and he began to be unable to eat because of it, so he couldn’t take his Ozempic. This ended up with him in diabetic ketoacidosis, a trip in the yee-woo wagon to the ER, and a 12 day admission. He was almost completely comatose when I came home that day and couldn’t keep his eyes open or catch his breath.
Apparently lots of cases of what is called euglycemic diabetic ketoacidosis turn up in the ER. And my friend who is a GP told me after I told her what was going on that she had had two patients with the same thing.
Interesting. Sorry to bother; sometimes I get too curious to remember that this isn’t a medical curiosity to you and I didn’t catch myself until after asking / reading. That is terrible and if you don’t see some resolution to the health issues I hope you’re at least able to find some justice. I’ll also try to keep it in mind for the patients I see taking it. I don’t see diabetes too much in psych but antipsychotics can increase the odds and I’m seeing drugs in that class prescribed more and more concurrently.
Oh I want people to know this happened so I’m glad you asked, it’s not widely known about yet. The SGLT2 inhibitors are super popular for weight loss so this was unfortunately a bad outcome for a diabetic.
People who think they’re ‘moral and just’ that wants Elon Musk to die, are the same people who wished that Thomas Crooks didn’t miss.
And those same people decry Republicans as ‘toxic’.
Both parties are just as toxic, just a matter of degree.
Degree of what?
Also, simple question: If I wanted people to murder Hitler or Stalin in 1940, would I also be just as bad as those?
“Hitler is just a chill guy” - time travelling centrist probably
Professor Plum, in the normal human sex room on musk’s backup yacht, with the antique bludgeoning emerald.
Don’t let the door hit your apartheid loving ass on the way out
elon should just neural-link his brain to x<fuck that guy>com and leave the rest of us in peace.
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Declare full-scale war over work visas like a mega-Chad.
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Be scared.
What a loser.
That’s king loser to you…
You mean Adrian Dittman?
Nah, he doesn’t have anything to worry about from 99.9% of the MAGA.
However, as we the losers of the class war have learned, it’s the 0.1% that can get ya.
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