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minus-squareSnot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-219 days ago…to stay alive, naturally. Kind of like Chiquitita in Dan Da Dan. Anyway Santa gives gifts in exchange for keeping him alive with sustenance one night a year.
minus-squaresamus12345@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·19 days agoBecause Santa has the Cannibalism perk.
minus-squareHeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·18 days agowhy don’t they find a tastier, less crumbly god?
Why is he eating it then?
…to stay alive, naturally.
Kind of like Chiquitita in Dan Da Dan.
Anyway Santa gives gifts in exchange for keeping him alive with sustenance one night a year.
Because Santa has the Cannibalism perk.
Why do Catholics eat Jesus?
why don’t they find a tastier, less crumbly god?