• megane-kun@lemm.ee
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            6 months ago

            I overthought this and wondered if a 48" thing can really go all the way in, but I was surprised to know that “The average erect penis is longer than the average vagina. ” and that it’s not really possible to ‘break through’ the cervix and go further.

            Even ignoring girth, it’d probably be very painful for her (without training, I suppose) if someone just rams their 40" into her.

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              I mean even if it was 48" in total yearly, that’d be 8 6-inchers or 9 5-inchers. I’d be fine with that :p

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    Depends on the person. It sometimes gets into the negative double digits F where I live. Its forecasted to snow around Christmas and I’m hyped as fuck.

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      I used to live further North and I miss the snow. We still get some here, but it typically melts off within a week or two.

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    I spent Christmas one time in Australia. It was surreal. I don’t think I’d ever get used to that, so, not me.

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      I often wonder if people who live in Australia feel a similar way considering how Christmas time is typically depicted.

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        Aussie here, to me xmas = summer time. Xmas movies always felt irrelevant, and the idea of Santa wearing all his gear is mental when it’s often 40C+ and humid af.

        Being cold would feel alien that time of year, even more so if it snowed because that doesn’t happen in 99% of the country regardless of the time of year.

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          also i’ve told some US friends about my new years plans: outdoors, festival, parties kinda thing… they’re blown away by how amazing it sounds for this particular period

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            Yeah. Sitting by the pool in 25c watching the kids have a swim

            I did spend 10 years in northern England from 2000 and a cold possibly white Christmas took ages to get used to

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              actually the closest thing i think we could probably say to americans is: our christmas is like 4th of july… but it’s the whole christmas and new years… we get 4th of july holiday for a whole month or more

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          Lol yup, total opposite! Plus the prevalence of North American/Hollywood movies/shows usually depict snowy Christmas.

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    I’m sure even the most hardened of Vikings would have preferred their Christmases green so they can go from place to place easily.

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    My red and green this Christmas is fat sweet cherry tomatoes ripening in the sun on my balcony. I would love a little rain to ease the fire danger in the hills, but I had all the snow I need for life during college. It’s funny the snowy people who said they can’t even fathom green, if it weren’t white it would be brown, they’re right about their reality but you asked for a dream. I’m living the dream.

    The other nice thing about being in Los Angeles at Christmas is that it’s quiet and there’s very little traffic, because so many people rushed off to visit the snow, either local skiing or far away.

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    We used to have white christmases and dream of them too, now with climate change we dream of them but have green / brown ones in reality.

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    I like to pretend that song is racist as fuck and then pretend to be upset every time it comes on the air. It amuses me.

    It’s also fun to pretend that it’s about cocaine.