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nifty@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago

Just put a spray tan over it

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Just put a spray tan over it

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nifty@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 7 months ago
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  • simple@lemm.ee
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    7 months ago

    At this point go all-in and buy a witch hat and black robe

    • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
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      7 months ago

      You’d probably get less questions if you were in costume.

  • TunaCowboy@lemmy.world
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    7 months ago

    Buy a fucking hoodie lady.

    • The Assman@sh.itjust.works
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      7 months ago

      You don’t have to be so dramatic.

    • protist@mander.xyz
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      The ability and willingness to laugh at yourself is evidence of self-awareness and intelligence.

      Completely missing the point, and thinking someone laughing at themselves is instead “complaining” or “whining,” is evidence of a lack of self-awareness and intelligence.

      • TunaCowboy@lemmy.world
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        7 months ago

        When keeping it shitpost goes wrong.

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          7 months ago
          if(calledOut){
              say("It's just a joke bro");
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          • TunaCowboy@lemmy.world
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            That’s some quality cringe buddy, how bad do you wish you could code?

            • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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              …I’m a software engineer… it’s a take on this classic

              • TunaCowboy@lemmy.world
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                7 months ago

                Sure buddy.

                • Feathercrown@lemmy.world
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                  7 months ago

                  🎣

            • Omega@discuss.online
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              7 months ago

              🎣

    • Skhate_or_die@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      I don’t mind your hoodie comment. I’m downvoting for the terrible use of apostrophes in the edit.

      • TunaCowboy@lemmy.world
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        7 months ago

        Duly noted homie.

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    7 months ago

    Captain Kirk has entered the chat.

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      Captain Kirk is climbing a mountain.
      Why is he climbing the mountain?

      • db2@lemmy.world
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        7 months ago

        Because it’s there.

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      Kirk was always in the chat, he’s now just more open with kinks

  • CubitOom@infosec.pub
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    It’s not easy bein’ green

  • thawed_caveman@lemmy.world
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    I’ve googled it for you: she’s going to be green for 28 to 45 days.

    • kamenLady.@lemmy.world
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      7 months ago

      So, maybe 28 Days Later?

  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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    Fuck it, I’d just stay in costume. At least it’d be accurate.

    • finitebanjo@lemmy.world
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      Switch it up by dressing as a lawyer on some days and wearing a purple sports top and bottoms on others.

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        I’d get a red wig & do Gamora over She Hulk.

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          I’d be doing Sherek Fiona.

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          Alright, but do you actually know somebody who would be your She-Hulk Bottom in that hypothetical?

          /joke

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            Not gonna matter, it’s gonna look like a Jackson Pollock painting when I’m done.

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      Definitely rock the look. Might as well if it’s going to be like that for two months.

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      Nah I expect to de-green at a different rate in different body parts. Go as Michael Jackson having too much weed. Be green vitiligo.

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        verdiligo

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    That movie is cursed lol. Mattel had a shit ton of wicked toys produced for the movie. Someone fucked up the website for the movie on the packaging, it was supposed to say VISIT WICKEDMOVIE.COM or something like that… Packaging actually says VISIT WICKED.COM!!! Which is apparently a porn site hahahahahaha.

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      Hey man, maybe it was on purpose to get the toys on the news!

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      And apparently there were QR codes on a lot of them that also linked to that site, we went to Walmart and they all had stickers over them lol

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    Imagine all the confused racists.

    And the chlorophyll cat-calling.

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    Now we know the answer to “why is Gamora?”

    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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      How is Gamora?

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    NGL, kind of like the look.

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    deleted by creator

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    Isn’t that basically the whole point of a dye? If you didn’t want permanent you’d go with makeup.

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    Good timing, in December she can make some extra money as the grinch

    • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works
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      I will bet money theres a young child that will point and go “dad look its the grinch”

  • RIPandTERROR@sh.itjust.works
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    Dye your hair red.

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    WHY IS GAMORA!

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