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In other news I’m considering a career as a Living Statue…
I hear it’s a hard field to get into.
You’ll face some stiff competition
But not impossible! Don’t let your dreams be dreams.
Camera pans down
His crotch is polished bronze.
The post’s statue looks cursed as fuck. The guy looks dead and violated. It’s worse than the shiny bull balls.
Yeah cause it’s a grave statue. People literally go to a cementery and do this shit. According to wiki it was “kiss lips fondle dick” instead of straddling / grinding, but I guess some people do crazy shit.
That’s vile. Imagine kissing a statue of a corpse that people grinded over.
They put up a fence but so many people wanted to fondle it and literal protests happened. So they tore it down.
It was a real dick move.
You gotta respect the grind.
Victor Noir - pioneer of huffing
Hell, people grope testicles on non-human statues.
The Charging Bull
in New York City, e.g.The line to take a pic with its balls is longer than to take a pic of it from the front.
He looks like he’s enjoying it.
Seems like that shut her up right quick lol
We dunno, the meme ends after one reply.
She’s probably trying to make a completely valid point about the objectification and sexualization of women, but she picked the absolute worst metaphor for it, grabbing the crotch of male statues is an incredibly common thing.
People see men fondling a stature: “Hah! What a hilarious pervert.” People see a woman stradling a statue: “She must want children.”
Men need to better communicate their domestic desires in sexual pantomime. Like, do a humping gesture but then do a baby rocking gesture then pretend you’re playing catch outside. “I’m trying to make a Little Leaguer here!”
This is the best thing I’ve read today.
Of course. The French.
“Statue Facts Nobody Asked for”
Bro, she literally asked for those facts
Guess she’s a nobody?
Just like the rest of us
Not coolmatt
He’s cool
Dude’s Wikipedia Page is rather interesting. He got shot by Prince Pierre Bonaparte over a proxy duel.
Damn that article just doesn’t give a slightest fuck about citing any sources
Fuck me I thought you meant Ronald McDonald for a minute there
I’ve never heard anyone say Prince Pierre Bonaparte didn’t shoot Ronald McDonald. Do with that (lack of) information what you will.
Sounds like a low quality facts post. “No one has ever cleared Prince Pierre Bonaparte of shooting Ronald McDonald”
“People are saying it!”
He got shot by the burger king and the dairy queen and lived to tell about it.
Of all the things to whine about…
The expression on the first statue’s face lmaooo
I saw that statue irl on a tour I think. I can’t really get the story together, wasn’t she some kind of local celebrity and touching the chest of the statue is supposed to give you luck in love or something?
It’s Molly Malone and her statue is in Dublin. Rubbing her boobs supposedly brings good luck.
I’m not sure where the good luck part came from… But leave it to men to classify copping a feel as a sign of good luck.
Lmao - guess my joke about the copping a feel didn’t land. Guess I should’ve added in a /joke there.
Oh. It’s tourists. The debates about it aren’t new, either. :/
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Molly_Malone
Although based on this thread I think Wikipedia needs a list of statues routinely groped by people.
Her heart’s in the right place but there are an absolute fuck ton of statues of dudes where the bulge/dick is worn from touching.
For example:
“Youth” (uhhhhhhh), Prague Castle, Czech Republic
“Adam and Eve”, Monaco
Cristiano Ronaldo, Funchal, Portugal
And more that aren’t as famous I’m sure. Any statue with noticable genital features is gonna get this treatment no question.
Who is this Ronaldo guy, and why is he so important that he gets his own statue?
I keep hearing his name everywhere, but he just looks like a football player to me… What makes him so special?
People say he’s the greatest footballer of all time.
Okay. So? What makes him important enough to have a statue, though?
What’s next, dedicating statues to chess players?
I’m sure there are a few.
I’d sooner have statues of footballers rather than slavers.
He has an exceptionally large bulge. They had to immortalize it.
That Ronaldo statue has a very prominent bulge!
Right? Why would they make a statue of him with a stiffy?
It honestly seems like the focal point of the whole thing.
Her heart was not in the right place, as the point she was trying to make was that men are scum
This dude is terminally lonely
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