Depends on what type of bars they’ll be spitting that day.
Light Flow or Regular Flow
Light flow or Runny flow
I didn’t come here for a perfectly reasonable explanation, I came here to be angry!
It is possible to have a left and right vagina.
https://nypost.com/2023/04/03/i-have-two-vaginas-one-for-my-husband-and-one-for-work/
I would be more concerned if they were labelled F and B
If your vagina identifies as chiral.
Wouldn’t the labels be R and S then? Enantiomerussy?
It’s size
I used to read prescriptions for a job, and a valid but uncommon way of indicating route of administration was “per,” like “take on tablet per mouth twice daily.”
Once we got a script that read “unwrap and insert one suppository per vagina every 6 hours as needed,” and I got a good laugh at that one.
TIL suppositories don’t have just one possible application
don’t ass-u-me
I’ll just suppose then.
Will u ass-u-me?
Phenergan can be used in either the anus or the vagina! Ask your pharmacist for details.
It’s Liberal (Democrat) vs. Republican, ofc - b/c EVERY SINGLE THING MUST BE POLITICAL THESE DAYS!!!, ofc:-P
You joke, but there is disagreement about making feminine hygiene products free of charge to help poor girls be able to attend school and other activities.
I heard the argument was that boys should not see these hygiene products or else they might have a temptation to become girls and they won’t have willpower to resist it. This will result in a shortage of military deployed in the middle east by 2035
I only half-joke b/c to some people, literally everything indeed MUST be political. Like whether a woman should have the same basic human rights as a man, especially if she chooses not to have kids - and let’s say enjoys cats or dogs instead.
The only debate more divisive than a political one is the cat vs dog debate.
Nuh-uh, b/c catz rule while dogz drule!
Oh ah… ahem, I mean yes, quite possibly you may be correct my good sir and/or madam.
it’s unbelievable that anyone would oppose this
It’s a slippery slope. If we agree to fund free feminine hygiene products on public toilets, next thing you know, the liberals will want to add “toilet paper”, “plumbing” and “door locks” to the list.
Meanwhile over here in the conservative American heartland, we’re fine just shitting in a hole, and there’s nothing wrong with that.
OP only has one vagina! This can happen if the septum becomes massively deviated. It’s correctable by surgery.
I don’t think he knows about second vagina, Pip.
Poofing too much cocaine can be a bad thing
It’s like the left and right Twix chocolate bars.
Don’t worry, they both taste the same.
That’s insane what you just said. I gag at the very thought of a left Twix.
The trick is to eat the left Twix backwards. It makes it taste just like a right Twix.
Do they go into both holes? But that should be front and back rather than left and right…
You can put them into any orifice you want! (They may not taste the same after that, though)
However, one is capable of containing more of that delicious gooey filling.
That’s it, enough of Internet for me today.
Going as far as Uranus kinda worth it
Light and Regular, for those actually wanting to know. But I don’t think I’ll tell anyone else that…
Large and Roided
Large and Really large.
I thought it was “Lemmy” and “Reddit”
Large, little, light, ludicrous…
Someone is really missing a genius marketing opportunity - tampons for ludicrous days!
It’s plaid
Spaceballs the Tampon. Amazing.
Luscious
Tampons with an applicator are pretty uncommon here. They exist, but the vast majority ate without. So when I see these things, I always get slightly scared for whoever has to force such a monster inside. And then I remember.
Tampons with an applicator are pretty uncommon here. They exist, but the vast majority ate without.
Where do you live that eating tampons is common?
Transylvania.
Used tampons.
Not eaten whole, just a two-punch-hole-sucky-sucky procedure.Or yes, used as a tea bag to make blood tea.
Wait, is that not what you’re supposed to do?
No, you are supposed to use them for making drinks. Like tea bags.
One Cascades Carmel over it the other drizzles it on.
I thought there was only front and back!!!
Best to change all four to avoid a wobble.
L - lemon
R - ribbed
Angry upvote.
Left is reverse threaded, so you need to turn it counter clockwise to screw it in
If you turn it few more times, will she start clapping like a clockwork doll?
She’ll clap you for sure
What is this, a tampon for ducks?
Amazing comment
Whats the torque spec on these?
There’s a indicator that lights up when it’s snug
If you will look in the manual, you will see that this particular model tampon requires a range of ten to sixteen foot-pounds of torque. I routinely twist the maximum allowable torque-age.
Shit, where’s my socket set gone???
Couple of ugga duggas.
Give’er til it clicks
3 ugga duggas. no more, no less
3 would strip the hell out of a yoni. You want it to not leak, not to never come out without the hot wrench.
My GOD do not 3 ugga duggas a pussy.
Just put the pink torque stick on your rattle gun and send it.
Coriolis force?
Yes, the Clitoris force
For Australian vaginas
