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I wake up at 8 everyday even on weekend with a headache and a sore body. I don’t want to wake up at 8, but I have the body of a 80 years old.
Am I a morning person?
That’s just when your rhythm wakes you. Put up some blackouts (and put in some high quality earplugs), go to bed later, and it’d be 11 easy enough.
Morning people are just night people who now have children
I feel this with all my being and I hate it.
I’m a turd in the morning. Nothing good is done.
I wanna go to bed at 1am and wake up at 9, but now I can’t.
💯
Me sneaking into the sleeping room to not wake up my wife who is already sleeping for 3 hours.
vs
My wife yelling “get out of the bed, it’s already 9am!” in the morning.
Please share this knowledge with everyone (irl too), even for the oppressed class this might be a PSA!
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Fuck yeah I am, now get out of bed, we’re gonna be on the trail by dawn
“We ride at dawn bitches!”
What the fuck, chronobiology sounds badass how is this a real field
For a hot moment I though it said chernobiology … and when I actually read it I was still interested!
Isnt that what the scientists in S.T.A.L.K.E.R. do when they study the animals of the zone.
Here’s a podcast if you’re interested:
Feel Better, Live More with Dr Rangan Chatterjee: #479 The New Science Of The Body Clock: How To Boost Your Immune System, Reclaim Your Energy & Improve Your Mental Health with Dr Kristen Holmes
Episode webpage: https://drchatterjee.com/479
Media file: https://pscrb.fm/rss/p/mgln.ai/e/p6315/traffic.megaphone.fm/FBLM7950292182.mp3?updated=1727174570
I call that bullshit until owls give up the monopoly on every fucking fun event/gathering you can attend. Meeting with friends? Yeah let’s do this in the fucking night!! Concert or a party? God damn midnight would be sufficient. What? You want to have a fun time at reasonable time of fucking day? Boo opressor go to hell
We could organize stuff earlier… If we weren’t either in work or sleeping after a full week of getting up in the morning to “be productive members of society” !
Barely relevant side note, I wanted to go to a concert in Poland, Powerwolf, Hammerfall and Wind Rose are playing in Kraków, but it’s on Monday? Who the hell makes a concert on Monday?!? God-damn it.
That’s because nigh owls are counter culture.
Only when I can have 24/7 Taco Bell again. I dont want Nacho Fries at 4 in the afternoon I want them at 3 am on a Wednesday.
Fuck that. Bring back 24/7 Walmart.
Walmart was actually sufferable at 3am.
You’re saying that and yet the farmers market closes at 12pm. That shit is my fun, and yet I’m too sleepy to appreciate it
Monopoly my ass. You morning people are just too lame to organize things that don’t fucking suck.
Every once in a while someone forces me awake on a weekend morning, and I’m appalled by how eventless and boring it is until like noon anyway.
Ha, come hang with me in the summer on a Saturday. We’ll start climbing a 14,000 foot mountain (thats like 4600 meters for my EU friends) at 5/6am with intent on reaching the peak before 12. Why 12? Because the afternoon thunderstorms are rolling in and lets just say lightning is electrifying at 14000…. Well, at any height really.
Boring, never.
You’ve cured my insomnia. Thanks for the snooze.
(I’m just horsing around, please don’t hate me, I love you)
We’re winning the war, you can see here one of the oppressors is demoralized by our brutal tactics
Morning people hit KPIs, I bet you can’t even fucking measure fun.
“They asked me how well I understood class consciousness. I said I was a member of the conscious class. They said welcome aboard.”
For the curious, this is from the dropout.tv show SmartyPants where comedians present lectures and it’s amazing
I hope they release more Smartypants soon. “When is the happiest birthday?” and “No thank you the ocean” are fucking incredible, but honestly it’s all gold.
I made a dhampir in pathfinder based on several truths about me and one of them was that I abhor direct sunlight.
Recently my therapist:
Look at you! You used to work night shifts and now you’re working at 5 am!
Me:
Yes, nothing changed. I just don’t want to work near people. So I do what I can to minimize that.
Mate I love starting work at 6 AM. Being able to finish work before the early afternoon and having both the post-lunch rush over, pre-rush-hour on the highways, and almost all establishments empty is such a blessing. It’s a major life change from working third shift.
The only good thing about third shift was being drunk at 8am convincing yourself it’s normal because 8am is your night time.
I will not be oppressed by your linear constructs!
Somehow in my house I wind up being the morning person AND the night owl.
If you stay up late enough you can be both
And you can get it all over with much sooner since you’ll probably die of heart disease at 45.
That’s called insomnia.