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How would you hide the body of a 165 Ib, 78 year-old white male who is approximately 6 feet tall?
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We do a bit of pension fraud
Compost bin
Prop him up beside the jukebox. Fill his boots up with sand, put a stiff drink in his hand… Nobody will even suspect he’s dead!
Consider finding yourself a “pickup man” with a 6-foot bed that never has to be made. Perfect size for your needs.
Depends upon what your are hiding it from.
If the white male is a human and understands your language, maybe you can convince it to hide - in your closet / behind a tree / under a bed / behind some bushes etc.
Just tow it outside of the environment
Into another environment?
No, no, no, it was towed beyond the environment. It’s not in the environment.
So what’s out there then?
Just tell him “hey, aren’t they serving dinner at the home soon? I heard it’s Jello night!” and he’ll leave.
I’d tell you, but I don’t want to be on another list.
If I answer that, then you’ll find all the other ones.
Move it to heaven or hell.
The “Weekend at Bernie’s” method seems to be working well enough already.
It worked with Biden for about 3 years before people noticed. (Poor form, I know, but couldn’t resist.)
Very obvious…You hide the body at the cemetery
wait I’ve never thought about this
It would take a couple of weeks but if you go out and vote it could function.
What
I guessed it was about a certain person who’s in the news a lot right now before the american election… I’m potentially totally wrong.
There is absolutely zero likelihood Trump is 165lbs. Try 1.5x that, at the very least.
Also he is not nearly as tall as he claims to be.
Also he is not nearly as ________ as he claims to be.
fill in the blank with anything he’s ever claimed to be
Must’ve mixed up kilos and american freedom units 😅 and similar for height…
Depending on climate and soil type, you will need to dig a 3’wx6’lx3-6d hole. USFS land is great for this. Place nude cadaver in hole and coat with 10-15lbs of lye. Refill hole with excavated soil to approximate level of surrounding area. Disperse excess soil thinly over a wide area. Finally, cover disturbed soil with natural debris from the surrounding area, such as pine needles, leaves, twigs, etc.
“light mode”
Well done, you have managed to dazzle the blind.
:3
You make no sense, son of chronos.
I dont have a gender actually
So you represent the concept, not the youngest son of chronos?
Sure
Wow, Reddit’s gotten really dark since last time I checked
